They get rowdy tourists at Mount Qian…

Inspired by the Chinese Blue Screen of Death… 😉

On your marks, get set, throw rubbish!

Getting fire presumptuously at the scenic spot is prohibited. Tourists however may get fire happily at the place of buying tickets conscientiously. 🙂

They are ready for English hooligans; beer drinking is probably a feudal activity, dating back to Merry England.

The man who hunts to protect ecospecies is refused. The man who hunts to get Deers head for mantlepiece, however, is admitted.

If you must spit urinate or sh*t make sure its civilised as it will bring fresh air enjoyment.

No Samurai allowed!
Take your filthy feudalism somewhere else!

#3 Too bad. I quit smoking for three years now. I may consider not going there lest I MUST smoke again in its designated place.

#6 So we can hunt elsewhere if it’s less scenic?

Why not just put up a sign that says: “NATURE: DO NOT TOUCH!”

Ancient Health Facilities. On the cutting edge of medicine.

No sh*tting, but if you must have some, we have plenty of blue crap left in the gift shop.

Oh man, where am I going to do my feudal and superstitious activities now?

According to Rule 7, I guess filming a remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail is out of the question here.

“Aye, m’Lord… ’tis forbidden. We must take our feudalistic merriment elsewhere.”

You must be at least this conscientious in order to buy tickets.

Does this picnic area have a non-smoking section?

If you can hit this mark with your rubbish, please contact the Mount Qian Softball League.

I guess the jousting demon warriors is a no go.

Gosh, Toto. I dont think we’re in Austin anymore.

China is a communist country and, therefore, fedual activities are prohibited. Understand?! Wait! So are democratic activities.

Shouldn’t this go to adult engrish?

They probably have a darn good reason for the “no shitting everywhere” rule.

Qian Shan Park just ain’t fun no more!

I’ve just been overcome by the compulsion to excrete bodily fluids everywhere.

Park your motor vehicles in the driveway, and drive your motor vehicles on the parkway.

Don’t park in the main gate orderly, he’s sick of that!

“Doing the feudal”? Is that what kids call it these days?

Well, I guess we can’t hold our yearly virgin sacrifice here…

NYC never quite got past rule #4 . . .

Dang! Where else can a guy find good ancient buildings to carve and draw on, these days?

“Yes, sir. Spitting is allowed, unless you do it out of spite, since spiting is _not_ allowed”

No doing the feudal and superstitious activities? But it’s our anniversary!

Do they stay open on Friday the 13th?

Now that we’re out of the scenic spot, let’s start doing some fuedal and superstitious activities.

I guess our weekend of jousting and four-leaf clover picking is off.

The spiting is really out of control!

Gee, take all the fun out of it, why don’t ya!!!!!!

After having beat a hasty retreat after my first foray into a public restroom in Guangzhou I totally get the “No shitting everywhere” bit!!!

But, feudal and superstitious activities are my favorite kinds. ):

I’m pretty sure “feudal and superstitious activities” means religious activities, like praying, meditating, chanting, or doing anything else that will annoy or distract others.

If no shi##ing is allowed everywhere, WHAT did I just step in??!!!

hey baby, wanna get feudal and superstitious tonight?

No sexing ancient buildings. Sexing is allowed in desighnated sexing places.

Do you have to leave your lucky rabbit’s foot in the car?

hey, these park rangers are getting a little feudal and superstitious themselves, telling people they can’t be presumptuous or spiteful in this park….

Of course then they turn into potty-mouthed parents: “don’t go shitting everywhere!”

the rubbish should be thrown according to the marks? how ironic, cuz i find that a bit “superstitious”

I guess vomiting is allowed.

If you throw the rubbish and hit the mark you get a free toy! Yay!

It’s a pity no feudal or superstitious activities are allowed being a magical flying shogun and all…oh well