Creepy grass sign

If it’s smiling at you, you should keep of the grass…both kinds!:-)

It won’t be smiling after my dog does his business on it…

I saw this near the Olympic Bird’s Nest! 🙂 There’s another odd one just like this that saws something different.

it sounds really nice in Chinese, it indirectly asks people not to step on the lovely grass ^^ but the translation makes it so creepy~~~

If it’s smiling at you, better keep off the grass… both kinds. 🙂

(I just noticed my first caption had typos, so I rewrote it. It’d be nice if you could delete your caption if you wanted to.)

And the fountain is pulling out a gun…

what the future of ecospirituality looks like…

Listen creep, if you look at me like that one more time i’m gonna kick your grass…

And wear raincoat under weeping willow.

In Soviet Russia, grass smiles at you!

Stalker grass!

Yeah, remember what your mom told you: “Don’t talk to strangers or grass!”

Then you will die seven days later 0_0

Keep off the grass! It can lead to poor translation.

I bet it wont be smilin’ when I step on it.

Well, that’s one way to get people to keep off…

Next week, it’s gonna wanna go clubbing with you! O_o

Not until I get the lawn mower started, stupid pull chain.

Smoke the grass dear!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess it’s not CRAB grass!

Get it? Crab grass. Crappy. Hello?

*Crickets*

let me see if you’ll still smile when i piss on you..

Yea and what happens if I use a lawn mower? Just asking.

Oh god, after 9 years of psychoanalysis they told me my paranoia was cured, but now . . . . aaaaaaaaaiiiiieeeee!

No toke 🙂

i guess when the grass smiling you means you’ll be seeing disaster, do not feed the toilet with paper

Slowly…. it senses your fear.

Grass wants your chops. Dont chop grass.

“Psst. Bill! Meet me in the grass. Oh, wait, it’s smiling again. Meet me in the weed patch.”

A nice change after the rose bushes flipped me off

The blue caterpillar will give you directions

I like a happy lawn.

Actually, I am allergic to grass, so I guess I can take it as a threat!

It’s OK, just smile and back away slowly…

Funny things is the Chinese means the same.

This isn’t really a caption, but I actually saw that sign.

Oh, that explains that creepy green van over there…

But, but… what if I want the grass to smile at me? Do I still have to detour?

“noooooo. the grass isn’t laughing AT you, it’s laughing WITH YOU!
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stop smiling like that! you’re creeping me out!
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so THAT’S what a shhhh eating grin is! ohhhhhhhhhhh!
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please don’t walk on the happy faces
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look, she’s smiling at you… fertilize her already!
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lucky sod!
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watch your back tourist! you’re on astroturf now! see this blade?

And don’t listen to the flowers either.

What if i don’t detour?

It wasn’t me. That smile came from the grassy knoll.

Oh yeah you smiling at me?

*stomps on grass*

Not anymore…

*walks past*

Well could you please tell it to stop.

Damn, couldn’t you at least give me a riddle to solve?

Smiling grass?! When did we get into the Mushroom Kingdom?

OoOoOoOoO I DARE THY GRASS TO A SMILING CONTEST! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

If you see the grass smiling at you take a detour to the nearest psychiatric ward.

I’m sorry, but if my lawn smiled at me I’d get a lawnmower straight away…

But it sticks its tongue out at you when you’re not looking.

Welcome to the Salvador Dali National Forest.