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A bit on the grainy side…
posted on 12 Jul 2009 in Signs
Photo courtesy of Aaron Meyer.
Restaurant found in Tokyo, Japan.
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Fried in 100% pure canola soil.
…Witches not allowed.
Just when I was thinking that only french fries could give me a mouth as dry as that… 😮
(Oh, and add “In this resturant” to my above one – I meant to, but I’m too tired again. C’mon Engrish.com…Do the edit function! 😀 )
You think that’s bad? Wait until you see how much they charge for the drinks in this place! 😮
The diet counter in a pro-Atkins resturant. 😉
McDonald’s “International” menu for American troops in Iraq
Where “desert” is “dessert.”
If you want a drink, you need to go to the Hot Dog & Oasis, next door.
The next morning, you give glass shards. Silicrap!
I have absolutely no idea what they actually meant to say.
When they said “whole grains”, I thought they were talking about the bread.
Now for a taste of true grit.
But I wanted cold sand with my burgers plus a desert…
“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my sand?”
“Digging for oil.”
The hot sand is used for cooking the hot dogs.
You find hot chickens at the Hot Sand
“Sand” is Japanese slang for sandwich… still pretty amusing.
Be sure to ask for the Sahara Special
White (Sand) Castle?
An American’s dream come true!
The Hot Sand goes best with “Pure Ground” coffee.
I think that the recent budget cuts really reduce the quality of the food here.
Todays special: 6 oz. top soil with garlic cactus, and a side of dune salad. Top it off with some oasis cooler.
What a barbeque in hell is like. And there’s no beer. And there are raisins in the cole slaw. And the potato salad is german potato salad.
There’s an excellent “Chinese Sand” shop in Sapporo, loved to eat there. The name always cracked me up though.
“Do you want sand with that?”
Get it while it’s hot
Where “eat my dust” gets a whole new meaning
Oh those gems of Japanized English.
My wife’s Japanese and she says “Sandoh” (Sand) for “Sandwich” alla time.
Its so crunchy and tasty too, tastes like soil… honest! ahahaha!!!
they pronounce sandwich “sand” instead of saying the whole word
hot sand will turn into glass
– A sand, please.
– Witch, Sir?