Temple Sign from Bali

Damn it, it seems that I can’t go anywhere now that I’m dead…

Sane ladies and gentlemen should proceed with cantion

This sign was reissued after Gettin’ Impure was legalised in 15 states

Finally! Not having teeth is starting to pay off!

I’m guessing that the anger management classes are in the other building…

Please let him in, he’s mad allright, but he’s no gentleman either.

Blievers in other deities must leave them at the entrance.

You must be at least this tall to be a dvotee of this ride.

1. If you’re pregnant, that’s a paddlin’.
2. If your children have not got the first teeth, that’s a paddlin’.
3. If your first teeth not fallen out yet, that’s a paddlin’. . .

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight.

And now I’m not allowed to enter the temple.

Ladies in their period will probably get mad when they read this…

OK children, be good and eat all that candy so your teeth will fall out; mommy wants to enter the temple…

After posting this sign, the temple was stormed and destroyed by insane, mad and pregnant ladies with the help of improperly dressed zombie gentlemen. This sign is the only remaining evidence of the existence of the temple.

But you can apply to The Undead D-votees Club.

Those entering the temple with a full set of gold teeth will be given front row seat.

pfffft…I come all the way to Bali, trek all the way to this temple…..let’s see them to check whether THIS lady is “during her period”!

But isn’t the whole idea of going to temple to become pure?

There was a mad gentleman who went madder upon being refused entry.

Damn! I was doing fine until I got to #6!

Are we not men? We are DVO.

The last sentence was added after Al Gore’s visit.

So much for the ladies and children first policy….

Dam rules.

That crazy toothless pregnant lady ain’t got much of a shot…

Ah yes, the temple that doesn’t let mad people in. It’s just East of here next to the restaurant that doesn’t serve hungry people, you can’t miss it.

Sorry, Alfred E. Neuman. I can see you’ve lost a tooth, but please read rule 6 again.

Not being able to enter because I’m mad makes me so MAD!

I’m pretty sure the temple only puts this sign out when they have stag parties.

I’m a sane lady/gentleman, is my dress OK? *twirls*

You aren’t allowed to enter, you pregnant mad gentleman! nya nya!

Is it a temple or a golf club?

Doesn’t it seem that crazy naked pregnant ladies with too many small children who just suffered a death in the family are the ones who are mostly likely in need of the temple?

I wasn’t mad before I read the sign, but I am now. I was only looking for a bathroom, sheesh!

Why exactly is this on Engrish? Aside from a typo, there’s nothing actually engrish about it. There are just really weird rules. That doesn’t make it engrish. That just makes the people who wrote the rules crazy.

GREAT! the one time i join a bali nudist colony, they wont let me in the temple! that makes me mad and impure! i just might die!

Why exactly are their Engrish purists out there on Engrish? Aside from a minor annoyance, there’s nothing constructive in bitching within the commentary. There are just weird photos out there that are funny. That should make it legit to put on Engrish. That just makes the person who wrote the bitchy comment a killjoy.

It’s called engrish.com for a reason. FOR ENGRISH. The guy who even runs this damn place even said he would put non-engrish on the blog, not on the engrish section. So what the hell?

that one is to do with death acctualy is talking about people that are “unclean” from touching a dead body. but it is still funny. 😉

Hold on… let me just take my fetus out… wait till I get back, children!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the translation error when it comes to the impurity of death and the quirky way of writing about the children’s bay teeth merit the posting on Engrish.com?

Mad people don’t pay attention to signs.

…so if your infant is teethless he can’t come in, and if his baby teeth haven’t fallen out yet he can’t come in either…so let’s just say NO KIDS alowed in! chances are they won’t loose their theet until the end of their 11th year or so…

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, so I can get into that stupid temple!!!

Hey Cheez grow up and learn to have some fun! ^-^ Besides, you cant possibly tell me that you are going to actually go by the books? Live a little! Being like that will only kill you faster and then you wont be able to go into the temple!

Normally I’d get mad, but apparently I’m not allowed to anymore. Jerks.

The fancy way of saying “No Trespassing”…

I’d like to see them get through ME on my period!!!! *cracks knuckles*

Short version of that list: “Men only.”

“Excuse me. If I die inside the temple, what happens?”
“You will be fined, obviously. If you do not pay your fine within ten days you will be shot.: