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Companion piece to the Amazing Technicolor Dream Spatula
posted on 5 Jun 2009 in Household Items
Its power has me speaking in tongs…
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Photo courtesy of Ryan Anderson.
Found in 99 yen store in Japan.
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Thy unholy food shall be cleansed!
I hope the Almighty Tong will forgive us hanging him next to a humble pair of D-type scissors…
Praise the tong!
So that’s why I keep finding images of Jesus in my food!
I’ve tried every angle, but I just can’t seem to fit into this thong, no matter how almighty it may be. Besides, the metal is pretty cold…
Amaze and thrill the girls with your almighty tong
Hey, did it mean a pair of tongs? One tong, almighty or not, is pretty useless.
These are meant to replace the now-obsolete Omnipotent Tong.
“And I shall dice the fruit of your labour, and peel off its skin, so all may enjoy the sweet taste.” The Divine Cookbook 3:14
In the name of the tong, the salad, and of the dressing and fork…
It’s the Kong of Tong!
All barbeques quiver before the almighty tong!
Hmmm…. I wonder what it’s made of…
Is it a tin Tong?
On the sixth day the dinner was created. And on the seventh day, the Tong rested in the drawer near the pizza cutter.
The cooking tool of choice for the chefs at God Burger.
Capable of lifting whole Hog roasts in nought but a single movement! 🙂
Safe working load: 755 metric tonnes.
Larger and mightier models also available. 😮
A new component in the ancient battle of rock, paper, scissors. Tong has just triumphed over scissors in this picture. But tong triumphs over all! Hail almighty tong!
comes in a combo pack with a holy fork.
“Oh God! Oh God YES! OH GOD ALMIGHTY TOSS MY SALAD YES!”
Don’t miss this summer’s blockbuster “The Passion of the Tong”
There’s a tong to attract a throng.
I’m an A-Tong-Theist
more popular than the satanic ladle
Bow down lest ye be pinched!
Oh! allmighty tong! lemme the light to solve my problem with that salad!
So that’s how they make communion waffers.
Right next to the Omnipotent Scissors!
Sold exclusively at Spatula City! Where you go for all your spatula needs!
Collect me if I’m long: you could hurt somebody with that!
Eat your salad! The power of Tong compels you!
Any relation to Pete Tong.
Thou shalt have no other tongs before me.
Oh, perfect! To go with my Blessed Bowl!
oh bless this hotdog almight tong
And lo, on the eight day a tong descended from heaven and it was good
Lettuce Pray.
Let Me See That Tooooooong! ~ Sisqo
will it exorcise my salad? it tastes bad
Made in Hong Tong