Antitrust meets antibacterial…

Not a place for celibacy.

Do not pass go, sex users!

The vatican’s main objective.

A sex health protection monopoly? That’s just great! Just what we need — a Microsoft of condoms.

Doctor Ruth’s head seems pretty big these days.

Safe sex(c)(r)(tm)

The monoply on Sex health and protection is expanding to include transportation too.

Must be having a monopoly of trade there…because that is the only shop.
And look, even the red man seems to say,” no leaving unless you visit there”…

Throw dice. Land on Moulin Rouge. Then directly go to Jail.

The name is an euphemism for brothel in China.

If G.U.M* clinics were run by Microsoft… 😮

(G.U.M: Genito Urinary Medicine – Medical speak for sexual health clinics.)

What would happen if Durex managed to buy out both Trojan and Mates… 🙂

Did… that building just tell me to use condoms?

What happens when a single player manages to buy both Kings Cross and Marylebone stations…

(Those who know the seedier side of London will understand what I’m on about! 😉 )

A semi-discreet health clinic for Triad call-girls, perhaps?

[Expanding on DannyDaWriter’s caption about Microsoft condoms above… 🙂 ] After paying over $100 for each individual use, the user is then forced to read and accept the terms in a 50-page “End User Licence Agreement” that absolves Microsoft from any and all liabilities relating to use of the product, and any faults contained within. Once the user has accepted the EULA, he is then faced with a long and tiresome installation procedure that takes at least an hour, and is often fraught with much confusion and aggrevation. Once installation is *finally* complete, the unfortunate user then finds that he… Read more »

One manufacturer; 69 different brands!

I just landed on the Water Works….

If you really want the full experience of the sex monopoly I suggest staying at their hotel on Park Place.

It’s the new dating public service announcement campaign: “there’s nothing I like better after protected sex than a good wholesome game of Monopoly!”

Pimpin ain’t easy man! (That’s why I got this storefront).

Diesel Dragon: It’s not funnier if you put a smiley on your caption~~

health protection for sex monopoly

Can you guys check my Blood Sugar Sex Magik?

lol, DannyDaWriter

comdoms wont protect you from the IRS!

I’m Just Visiting…and getting it on!

As secret brothels go, this one doesn’t exactly scream subtelty.

so that’s the Chinese symbol for sex… awesome…

Do not pass blood, do not collect two hundred lice.

> so that’s the Chinese symbol for sex… awesome…

If it’s that first one, it’s formed from radicals meaning person, mouth and tree.

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Maybe it’s better not to know.

Pork place?

What? I didn’t know that there was that kind of building in Monopoly! My 3-year-old brother plays it! O.O

Finally! A place that caters to my baser desires AND my love for board games!

@Moe and staplerman: A bit of research shows that “保” means “defence”.

Sorry to ruin the probably awesome imagery that would have inferred.

Is this a company born out of the Clinton administration?

An associate of hotel BJ.

Hoo boy… They came out with Nintendo Monopoly, Nightmare Before Christmas Monopoly, and now THIS!?

I get to be the car, you have to be dildo

Sex is always a game of monopoly..