They gotta do something about their chickens…

They gotta do something about their chickens…

posted on 9 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley.
Chinese menu.  

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Chris
Chris
14 years ago

I’ll make sure not to egg it on.

donjuan71
donjuan71
14 years ago

If a chicken talked to me like that? I’d kill him.

Kat
Kat
14 years ago

So, I guess it’s Jerk Chicken?

Lora
Lora
14 years ago

Tommorrow’s special is cow rude and unreasonable- better known as beef jerk-y.

Ben
Ben
14 years ago

….Actually, can I have the self-conscience and ugly cow please

Donny
Donny
14 years ago

What they meant to say was that Row is wiping CubbyBear.

BG
BG
14 years ago

Must have been a Jerk Chicken!

Rodmon
Rodmon
14 years ago

The chickens are rude and unreasonable.. i just can’t simply eat them!

WailFin
WailFin
14 years ago

I think what they meant was MEAN…as in, “We serve some mean chicken,” or “My momma sure makes a mean apple pie!”

Mandy
Mandy
14 years ago

Why does chicken not love my? 🙂

Neals
Neals
14 years ago

You talkin’ to me? Are YOU talkin’ to ME? I’m the only one scratchin’ here…
Taxi Driver Chicken. Come with rice.

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
14 years ago

It really ruffles peoples’ feathers!

LaughingCoy
LaughingCoy
14 years ago

I hear the turkey is nice and sympathetic . . . I’ll go with that.

Prescient
14 years ago

Eat or be eaten

snopes
snopes
14 years ago

And while we’re at it, the tuna is being a prick too.

joanieee
joanieee
14 years ago

the Korean discription (right from the English ones) doesn’t even match with the English description at alllllll…
It means: “Chicken with mushroom seasoning”
But can’t read the Chinese discription though.. that could be different?

yoyo
yoyo
14 years ago

Duck off!

Miichan
Miichan
14 years ago

Haha! Translation fail @ Jerk Chicken. Next time use a translater WITHOUT slang xD

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
14 years ago

Yeah, how rude. Don’t you know you shouldn’t run around with your head cut off!!

Kaba
Kaba
14 years ago

A Dish With Fowl Language!

lolDori
lolDori
14 years ago

Really? I wanted shrimp gentle and compassionate with a side of retarded rice.

RBFG
RBFG
14 years ago

AKA chicken who refused to join the communist party

mdalsted
mdalsted
14 years ago

The chicken’s rude and unreasonable, Szechwan Bean was being a curd, and Row is apparently wiping himself with something that was in the soup… I’d say this is a menu from Hell’s Diner.

ned ryerson
ned ryerson
14 years ago

still better than well behaved dog.

Mr X
14 years ago

What an unfair and foul chicken!

chieromancer
chieromancer
14 years ago

You’d be unreasonable too if you had to row wipe the pear flowering quince soup.

Long Tom
Long Tom
14 years ago

We demand chickens who have been through charm school!

seigihan
seigihan
14 years ago

feministic chickens, always want to be “equal” with the rich and powerful, but wants “no equality” with the poor and hard-workings. Their “equality” is another way of saying “selective communism” !

sadgGRRRRRR
14 years ago

No, only McDonald’s chickens are unreasonable. They never agree with me.

FatKenney
FatKenney
13 years ago

He crossed the road just to be a badass.

Kevin Kerr
Kevin Kerr
13 years ago

Lol now included with menu names, “Live animal personalities before they are to be served to you.”

Lala
Lala
13 years ago

what they do with the pity chicken??

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
13 years ago

Oh dat rude, unreasonable mo fo! I kick his chicken ass NOW!

-
-
13 years ago

– dont eat me, you *%?$ing idiot! now let me gow too the moon and lay an elephant!

Jane
Jane
13 years ago

I believe the dish is actually “Chicken with boiling oil chili”
Maybe the hot and boiling oil and chili will be rude and unreasonable….

Soomin
Soomin
13 years ago

I have to go wipe my pear.

Frenz
Frenz
13 years ago

That’s why the chicken got chopped!

John
John
13 years ago

I bet there’s a guy who Chinese people turn to to translate stuff, and he just tells them to write all this ridiculous stuff so he can check it out on this site.

Moser
Moser
13 years ago

Oops, I mean lewd and unseasomable!!

HardRockMark
13 years ago

Now we know why KFC rejected it

Harald
Harald
13 years ago

Last time I went there the chicken kicked my ass. 🙁

Dermot
Dermot
13 years ago

Excuse me…. I asked for some sweet and sour chicken…. and you seem to have given me a 2nd wife?

LOL
LOL
13 years ago

The chicken said, you want some of this? And we did.

racist park
racist park
13 years ago

Oh my. What manners does the @#$% chicken have?

lollol
lollol
13 years ago

lol
this translation might not be accurate.
but it has some sense coz this dish taste not like chicken. lol. It is “unreasonably” hot and get you “rude” if u eat it.

:XD. I love this dish.

Mae
Mae
13 years ago

Doesn’t anyone notice the top one.

asdfasdfasdfasdfas
asdfasdfasdfasdfas
13 years ago

“Do I need to reason with you? You are getting yo head chopped off either ways…there’s no need to be so rude!”

Ben
Ben
13 years ago

So basically it’s chinese chicken.

Ben
Ben
13 years ago

“Since your of the sweet & sour chicken ill take the sour & sour.”

the-ene-and-only
the-ene-and-only
12 years ago

…so would you be if someone wanted to chop your head off and put you in a pot!!

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