They gotta do something about their chickens…

They gotta do something about their chickens…

posted on 9 May 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley.
Chinese menu.  

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Algernon
Algernon
15 years ago

That chicken is pretty foul.

Jesse
15 years ago

Hatched from the public nuisance eggs rejected by grocers.

jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

Mc Mother Clucker nuggets.

jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

Bad Ass Chicken — When General Tso goes AWOL.

jjhitt
jjhitt
15 years ago

Row! Stop playing with your soup!

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
15 years ago

Defiant to the end, the chicken raised its middle feather as the axe came down.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
15 years ago

This ill-tempered chicken was known to strut the coop yelling “come on… YOU wanna piece of me… bring it.!”

…so now… we bring you a tender piece of HIM.

Moe
Moe
15 years ago

Now you know why row wipes the pear flowering quince soup!

Be glad you don’t have to deal with any of that bean crud.

Mirchev
Mirchev
15 years ago

This chicken had a bit of an attitude, so we fried it alive for you.

Brandon
Brandon
15 years ago

… and the beef is irrational and disrespectful. I recommend the mu shu pork. It is quiet and withdrawn today.

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

“And lastly, My Fellow Americans, I was going to offer you a chicken in every pot… except that the chicken is being rude and unreasonable about it.”

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! This tastes like f@#!ing chicken!

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

You can “dress” the chicken, but you can’t take him ANYWHERE!

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

You’d think that about an hour after eating the Szechwan Bean Curd, IT would be rude and unreasonable…

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

And now we know the fate of Foghorn Leghorn…

Someone
Someone
15 years ago

I can’t blame the chicken. I’d be rude too if I were about to get eaten

Jay
Jay
15 years ago

If you don’t stop clucking around, going off half-cocked and using fowl language, you’re gonna end up on the menu at the Foo King chinese restaturant too!

Xila
Xila
15 years ago

“Waiter, this chicken thigh just called me a smelly loser and then rolled off my plate!”
“I’m very sorry. May I suggest the Tofu? It is far more complacent.”

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
15 years ago

Chicken Little finally got his vengance.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
15 years ago

Menu of a whorehouse affiliated restaurant.

Dude
Dude
15 years ago

If the chicken is rude & unreasonable, imagine what the beef must be like.

Grifter
Grifter
15 years ago

Well cluck you too!!!

Jerry
Jerry
15 years ago

Jerk Chicken?

doff
15 years ago

name is a errer
but
the food Very nice

SF
SF
15 years ago

Don’t want to know why it crossed the road.

Jim
Jim
15 years ago

KFC tried this a few years back. The demand in the North American market was over-estimated.

andrew
andrew
15 years ago

“Man, if someone served you on a dish with French Fries you would be pissed off too”

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

I bet feeling of eggs brought this on.

Cbass
15 years ago

They’re raising gangstah chickens…OH NOES!!! Why God allows such things, he must be very angry with the humanity T_T!

AnnaRexia
AnnaRexia
15 years ago

The chicken is rude and unreasonable, but it does come with a complimentary eggroll.

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
15 years ago

I just hate it when parents can’t raise their chickens with some refinement.

willz
willz
15 years ago

The chickens are in a foul mood and giving everyone the bird. They don’t give a cluck!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
15 years ago

…”Because of monkeys”.

Papapat
Papapat
15 years ago

Ret me see again…”Jerk” mean “someone who is lu…Rude and unleasonable”. Why these gaijin raughing so much?

AAA
AAA
15 years ago

The chicken without manners is bad, but I’m more concerned about what that row is doing with that pear.

gaz
gaz
15 years ago

Be reasonable and get in that pot!

JTT
JTT
15 years ago

I think I’ve encountered this dish before… no, wait a minute, that was the waiter … never mind

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
15 years ago

this is gonna start some fowl yolks…

kat
kat
15 years ago

jerk chicken.

tekleader
tekleader
15 years ago

Waiter! My chicken soup just insulted me!

Setsae
Setsae
15 years ago

At last, chicken with bad attitude on your plate !
Come up with 3 savours:
– Chili pepper spiced chicano
– Tokyoite wasabi yankee
– Curry punk

David
David
15 years ago

Just out of curiosity, has anybody ever really met a reasonable chicken?

Joe
Joe
15 years ago

Must be one of those unsavory types…
So thats what happened to Fowlmouth from Tiny Toons…
Do you kiss your mother with that beak…
I wish he would shut the cluck up…
Must be a French dish…

Tammy
Tammy
15 years ago

Waiter! This chicken flipped me off!!

Katie
Katie
15 years ago

We find this strange I foreigner not liking the chicken is reasonable.

Lanz16
15 years ago

I think the chickens was in a Mafia or rebels before they’re served.

E. Coli
E. Coli
15 years ago

the chicken is rude and unreasonable because row was wiping the pear flowering quince soup and szechwan had been curd.

Kurei-Z
Kurei-Z
15 years ago

Fowl play.

Kara
Kara
15 years ago

Look… I just wanna cut your head off, chop you up into little pieces THEN I will cook you, season you with sauces and maybe roll you in some sesame seeds. So can you just stop being unreasonable with me?

Chris
Chris
15 years ago

So i’m guessing this relationship won’t be too spicy…

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