Better tastin’ cause they’re manufactured!

No point making senseless cookies!

Please try this…it makes us many dollars and cents that make sense

Please note: senseless productions make for senseless tasting. Please taste sensibly.

This comment makes sense. Please read it.

Ah, tastes like conformity.

That makes sense, I guess. And my guessing makes sense!

You know what makes no sense at all? HARD COOKIES.

OK, I tried the taste. Now can I try the production process?

After eating these cookies, all others just taste stupid.

Finally – a product that the Talking Heads can categorically hate.

I am desperate to try the Hard Cookies. They make more senses to me.

The cookies were recalled later as it was discovered that it was contaminated by some senseless employees during the manufacturing process.

This just doesn’t make sense…

ELVES making cookies in a hollow tree!… now THAT makes sense!

That totally makes sense!

Sounds like a response to the Chewbacca Defense.

Also try our nonsense flavour!

This is a very sensible argument. But then again, who doesn’t like cookies?

Makes NO sense: Expensive elf bakers.
Makes sense: kids who work after school.
“Because kids know cookies”

Baked in a hollow tree…. by Vulkans.

The only cookies on the planet made using ISO 9000 certified processes in a facility with a CMMi rating of 5 🙂

Makes so much sense, politicians won’t even try them!

yes i tried it.. still doesnt make sense

Who knew corregated steel could taste so good?

This company researches tasty new tastes every day.

The only thing that makes sense to me is that these are on sale in my local 7-11, and they’re priced at $7.50 a bag… 😮

let’s consider sense over nonsense.
hang on! are we talking gastronomy or astronomy?

Inspired by a popular Amish recipe. 🙂

Thanks to the recent global recession, Harvard University realised that every department had to become as productive and profitable as possible. This is what the kitchens came up with. 🙂

hi Duck!
ISO9000-2000?
CMMI level 5 – optimized
so everyone in the company makes sense and sensibility

Best of all, Engrish.com are offering free sample cookies too! I got given one straight away as soon as I came to this website! 😀

(For those who don’t know web bvrowsers well, take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_(browser) – Enlightenment occurs! 🙂 )

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Link above broken, please try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie insted. 🙂

Soft cookies… the snack of the sensible capitalist.

is it common sense? cause im allergic to that.

but I though that cookies didn’t had a point

Made in Tokyo’s finest Psychiatric hospital. That makes sense.

Sensible taste for joyous cookie living. now try!

Ah! Sensible cookies to go with my sensible shoes.

No wonder Japan has the best process control systems in the whole universe – apart from their usage of Fuzzy Logic, they have processes which also make sense! 😀

I think we’ve just found out where George W. is employed now…

Please enjoy sensibly

screw sense, eat my nonsese if you know what i mean

How is this fractured English? It makes perfect sense. Just like the cookies. I just had a 30 minute conversation with one of the cookies, and everything it said, made perfect sense.

these cookies taste illlogical…

I’m still learning to read Japanese, but I think the Japanese says “re-e-zu-n-so-fu-to-ku-tsu-ki-i,” which sounds a lot like “raisin soft cookie.” Am I right?

In Asia they love anything manufactured in a factory cos that indicate quality or something. Hand made is for the poor.

AND YET IT STILL DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!! 🙁

I gotta by those cause their factory made!

– Waiter! This chicken tastes like nonsense!