5 drink minimum…

Nowww whaat willl IIIII havvve.

Would you like some food with your drinks?

Finally, a restaurant for real men!

STEP #1 Admit you have a problem.
STEP #2 Take advantage of the Alcoholic Menu Specials.

Yes, I’ll take a gin and tonic please, extra gin. Hold the tonic.

“Excuse me waitress… we need a kid’s menu for little Billy and an Alcoholic Menu for Uncle Charlie.”

This is a great place to pick up hot drunk chicks, because they ALWAYS have their “beer goggles” on.

Engrishadmin guy crayshee.. screw 5 drink mimimum.. miminum… mininum.. yous know wash i means. round of drinks fors all my engrishers outh there!!! *passes out*

That’s sweet!

These Korean restaurants in Japan need to get their message straight. The menu is alcoholic, but most of the items are 420.

“Will you be ordering off the menu, or would like the buffet this evening?”

Is it just me or are the words on the menu blurry? Oh… just me…

Our dessert special for today: Death By Chocolate Liqueur

The menu itself needs rehab.

“Hi my name is Bill.”
“Hi Bill.”
“And, I’ll have the tequila.”

My closest friends highly recommend this place…

Oh, the liability…

“Hmmmmm… Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Jose’ Cuervo… did you ever notice that all the House Specials start with J?”

You can count on an alcoholic menu, because it will always give it to you straight.

on the other side is the buliemic and overeaters menu

Available in 25%, 55% and 85% proof versions.
(Alcohol free menus are also available. :))

The only menu to have ever been charged for drink/driving! 😮

Looking at the prices; Was this found in the resturants smonking section by any chance? 😉

Six different fruit mixers and seven different cocktails…But only ONE brand of beer available? Looks like a gay bar to me! 🙂

I’ll take one of everything … for round 1.

Thumb me up if you hate all those fools that thumb themselves up like 19 times by clearing their browser’s cache

Wuold you like weed with that?!?

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“Hmmmmm… Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Jose’ Cuervo… did you ever notice that all the House Specials start with J?”

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Ever have a Three Wise Men? It’s got three of those J’s, minus Johnnie.

I’m looking for an Al. An Al Colholic.

Have they ever thought about fruit sweet?

Alcoholics Anonymous: Tell a false name to the bartender!

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Alcohol is expensive in japan….they better be strong drinks or else…

Let’s get drunk. I love this place, man.

Finally! A menu for boozers!

At long last… I’m HOME!

The non-PC way of saying “Discounts available for large orders.”

Is there a “responsible ocassional drinkers section”? Nah, wouldn’t get enough customers. 🙂

I’d ask if there was a “Teetotle Menu”, but I’d be the only customer wouldn’t I? :-/

Where Homer goes after Moe’s Tavern closes.

Eye’ll haff wun ov eberthang *hiccup*

where’s the FAT BASTARD

where’s the FAT BASTARD menu???

Everything costs ¥420. I’m not sure that’s just alcohol.