High gorgeous bread

Hello sweety pie!

Wrapped seductively in a bikini-like, see through package, the bread was behaving extra “fresh” … or perhaps I was the one who was toasted.

Make me a BLT please. Extra THC.

Pickup line? Let her know how you feel… with a sandwich.

When you sit on the shelf next to those buns – you have to work a little harder.

High in gorgeuous, low in ugly!
For night of lonely bedtimes!

The hooker bread!

Flirtatious and nutritious

I’m fine, thankyou.

Hey, sweetbread…

Want some meat in your buns?

I prefer whore wheat.

Now all that’s left is to buy some handsome hot dogs and some pretty potato chips and you’ll have a really shallow BBQ.

I hope It’s low in ugliness

The Japanese actually says it too, “Hai gōjasu”.

High Gorgeous, Low Carbs!

Gluten free makes you Hi and Mighty!

Thoroughbread!

Thoroughbread this is!

High yourself! Coming from you, that’s a hi compliment.

I thought she was hot last night….must have had my bread goggles on.

Golly gee, I bet you say that to all the breads!

“Hello, gorgeous!” was already copyrighted by Barbara Streisand. They had to go with “high gorgeous” instead.

high gorgeous, is that a loaf of bread in you pocket…

high gorgeous, is that a loaf of bread in you pocket…?

high gorgeous, is that a loaf of bread in your pocket…?

goes great with the “hello gorgeous” jams and jellies

I think this bread is trying to flirt with me…

The bread is complimentary.

Hey,gorgeous,you really ARE the best thing since sliced bread!

I like it flesh.