Lovely Automobile Tom…

My tom drinks from jerry cans!

Why are you tom-tomming about it?

I used to call him Tom and go around everywhere, but Tom wouldn’t follow!

“Hello Tom? It’s me, your driver. Would you pull up on the driveway, please?”

I don’t know about Tom. but Shirley, Maggie, April, Jenny…. What?? I like that new car smell.

I used to ride my lovely automobile Tammy, but she now goes around everywhere without me.

We call Tom the “Town Automobile” because everyone’s had a ride.

Now in these times of uncertainty I don’t go around anywhere

Now Tom is out in front of my single-wide on some cinder blocks. Not so lovely these days.

Tom always insists on wearing protection. He doesn’t stop that annoying beeping until I put my seat belt on!

My other car is a Probe. I call him Dick.

I used to like Uncle Tom, until he sold out.

KITT’s Sunday rides were better

I thought he was a tank engine, and not a car.

Or

I went down to the dealership to buy Uncle Tom, but he sold out.

Somebody feel’s VERY lonely

Whenever traffic stalled, we would play Tom Waits.

…then gas went to 300 yen per liter. Now I ride my lovely bicycle.

Hey! That’s Noddys’ bag!

Here in my Tom,
I felt safest of all,
I could lock up my doors,
‘Twas the only way to live
In Tom.

Tom leads the head!

Now I finally understand where “Tom Tom Go” GPS units got their name.

And on Monday, I go for rides in my Choo-choo, I call him Charlie, and we think we can go everywhere…

Going around everywhere with Tom was a bad idea. Now I stay home on Sunday to apply my “special ointments.”

In my world, there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies…

Tom likes it when you ride him!!!

Definitely a ‘used’ car.

Then Tom said he wanted to start seeing other people, so i dumped him at the junkyard

well, we all know what happened the last time someone gave their car a name…

now i ride tom whenever wherever
..wait

I get it! It’s speaking from the perspective of Scientology!

My other Tom is a Larry.

The romantic ending to the beloved Tom & Jerry series

Weird… I called mine Jonathan.

😉

Then Tom met Sue…

In Tom, i never was the lonely one. He talk, make me feel happy and safe.
Then came the repo man.

i like kitty mitt in the bags.

you call him TOM, I call him B.O.B.

i’m guessing tom killed himself to get noticed.

Me and Tom don’t speak anymore.

Tom never leaves Myspace!

Tom was my only friend…I miss Tom….

But then Jenny the motorcycle came out!

Wanna know what I ride on Sundays?? 😉

I called him Tom…until he wanted to go by “Tonya”

The prequel to “Knight Rider.”

I have a car fetish.

– Hi, I’m your girlfriend and I go everywhere. You can call me Tom!

Sounds like an autoerotic situation.