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50 ways to choose your cancer…
posted on 9 Feb 2009 in Vending Machines
Photo courtesy of Derek Duhon.
Cigarette vending machine found on street in Machida, Japan.
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So enjoyable smoking, so is emphysema, lung cancer and yellow teeth.
These tobacco companies sure are putting an effort to drive me away from herb land. It’s not gonna work, weed fo lyfe!
50 selection of cancers and diseases. Enjoy at your own risks!
Your lungs make you regret smoking!
Apparently, these people are ignoring the warnings on the side of the pack.
Now we just need a fun spokesperson to endorse the campaign, like,… oh, I don’t know… say a dashing looking camel wearing sunglasses and dressed in a Bondish-looking jacket and tie.
Also in enjoying smoking: My aunt Ruth with the tube in her throat.
A figure of a woman hacking up a lung.
I also find that smoking is a good friend of addiction, lung cancer, emphysema…yeah, I’m gonna stick to coffee & alcohol.
Yeah right…
Smoking can be your good friend but your worst nightmare at the end.
You’re just a number to us
A woman’s silhouette… Probably the maid giving you a hard time about the smelly curtains
Besides, she’s not shadowy, she’s covered in smoke
Free and easy – just the words that I think of when I contemplate a tobacco habit.
ARE YOU SMOKING YET?
Well life is short, just enjoy what you can enjoy.
My heart enjoys smoking, much like my eyeballs enjoy a fork.
Um, are you sure this is tobacco and not, oh, weed?
If only Michael Phelps had gotten to this vending machine before going to that fateful party, he wouldn’t have any problems now.
STURGEON GENERAL WARNING OF YOU: Smorking Causes the Cancer Lung, Disease of Heart, Artesia, And the Pregnancies of May Compricate.
Got smoke?
What are you all talking about, people don’t die of smoking in japan !
“But doctor, the vending machine told me smoking was my friend.”
Flee rung cancel with pulchase.
Let’s enjoying smoking and dying a slow and painful death!
These figures sure enjoy sorrows in business, don’t they?
figure of man working hard to break addiction
STURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Vague Flowery Metaphors.
Oooooh, you had me at “figure giving off a woman’s shadow.”
Just a suggestion, really: if the cigarette smoke is being “Suggestive of Sorrows of Business” … it’s time to quit.
… smoking. Not business.
Got cancer?
im in enjoying the second hand smoking
less cancer and all the flavor of smoke on the breath
jjhitt: “sturgeon” general?
Figure of a guy who eventually got hooked on pot because his smoking buddy told him to try it.
Dont stop till you get cancer……
…………
Ive been thinking of taking up smoking, this settles it!
Smoke, citizen, and work hard!
(By the way, what is with the Sturgeon General? Does he write warning labels for caviar?)
yes, let’s live to smoke, and smoke to live!
smoking is adventure ! soar like eagle into clouds of taste enjoyment.
none more better, and no longer sorrows of buisness figure ! a women’s shadow will hand in marriage for cigarette.
This ad, went taken figuratively not literally, is a great way to explain the mental processes behind smoking. We all make great excuses to pick up the stoge and some are listed above. Take control of your mind.
the sorrows in the tobacco business: Finding new customers after the previous ones die…
Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking causes halitosis, excretement-coloured staining of the fingers, foul-smelling clothes and hair, and severe staining of teeth. On the plus side, if you should fall asleep while smoking, those same stained teeth may be helpful in identifying your remains. 🙂
Surgeon General’s Warning: Anyone who tells you smoking is “a good friend of mental activities” is lying through the hole in their windpipe. 🙂
Surgeon General’s Warning: Quitting smoking reduces serious risks to your health. If you consider your lungs filling with tar and your arteries hardening like 150-year-old dinner rolls “serious” risks. 🙂
This kind of marketing is not illegal in Japan?
Wait. I didn’t know They still made cigarette vending machines! Those things are a relic of the past here. (Thank God!)
“Your heart MAKES you enjoy it, we implant chip in it!”
Lets death with smoking and the enjoy of beautiful life!
– Smoke Or Die!
… Um, wait …