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Dear Lunch,
Thank your the communicate we’re the pastime. It is passionate also.
You friend,
Label
Why lunch when you can breakfast and dinner
It’s pen pals with my George Foreman.
Dial-a-Meat, your lunch communication provider, cares about the clarity of your midday meal transmission. If you are experiencing technical difficulty with your sandwich, please try adjusting your salami and/or reapplying the mustard and the mayo. Our hotline is available for support, as is our coldcutline for party orders. We realize that you have a choice in lunch communication providers, and appreciate your choosing Dial-a-Meat.
Who knew lunch was a pastime. To think we’ve been doing it since the begining. Thats just a amazing.
Thats what i’ve been trying to tell you! This lunchbox started talking and it made me do stuff i aint really proud of.
I’m all for better communication, but with my lunch?
Yeah, love to talk more, too bad lunch break is only an hour long.
… but please don’t talk with your mouth full!
Must be Richard SImmon’s lunch box.
… and yet my favorite hobby is dinner.
Dear panel, maybe it is your exiration date, maybe it’s your sourdough… I don’t know but I can’t feel the passion anymore.. I feel we’re not communicating as we did before… I’m dumping you.
I awoke to find my Label trying to persuade my sandwich and my mayo to talk to each other. It said that it was his good pastime.
Lunch communication:
“Don’t eat meeeee!”
Sincerely,
Bento Box
communication specially tailored for lunch. it’s a novelty!
Molly, instead of ‘dumping you’, ‘dumpling you’ suits it better…
Lunch communication. Burrrp. Barf!
Label brings you happy with lunch!
Looks like John’s had a name change…
I can’t afford Dear Label – do you have any Cheap Label?
– End communication.
lunch is a pastime??!? I always thought that it was a class in school!!
So good I don’t think I could live without it, my sweet label!
My dearest label,
I cant go on like this. I hope you understand. I will always remember the lunches. Goodbye,
Jane
The all american pastime; lunch
Didn’t your mama teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
Dear Diary,
I hope you’re not upset, but I just saw the most beautiful label I’ve ever seen. And, well, we made passionate “communications” over lunch. Maybe you could just be my bad day pastime instead?
Pyth
Dear lunchbox,
I don’t mix business and pleasure
Dare label:
If it the concerning you, I met you now just. I am passionate about lunching, but not about conversation. Apologize.
Love,
Ethd
dear label
i don’t think i like you anymore….
you used to make me food now all you do is sit on the floor
dear label i don’t think i like you anymore
Yea…. I am passonate about lunch too….
I had one of these when I lived in Japan!
I was very passionate about it 😛
I want to meat her in privacy.
What band engages in casual conversation with its label? Usually, the label says “Get it released by Christmas and it needs to be shorter than this!” and the band says “Is this good enough, Master?” I’ve never heard of an artist eating lunch with a representative from the label, unless it is to drop threats.