This stuff is nasty…

100% Vaginal Whiskey!

Perfect for making a Rusty Nail

They would have been less red if Johnnie took a break from working…

Johnnie Worker Red Labial – the only socialist revolutionary Scotch I’ve ever encountered

It tastes better than Green Labial. Trust me.

Warning: Too Much Johnnie Worker Red Labial leads to a throbbing Christmas. Or maybe it’s the other way around?

Someone has an STD?

“Red Labial”? I thought that they were pink!

Brings a whole new meaning to the word “liquor”…

The Black one just stays on the shelf.

John Worker a drink one can stomach only one week during the month

pussy drink

I prefer Red Alveolo-palatal myself, especially when it’s glottalized…

Once you’ve had Johnny Worker Black Labial, though, there’s go going back…

Better than Jack Worker, that one tastes dull…

This must be an Engrish translation of the name of the popular scotch brand Jonnie Walker.

Well, at least it’s labial and not clitical.

Only available for 7 days a month.

Ever since this discovery, Dracula has been checking himself into AA meetings.

Johnnie Worker, keep working.

The quality and the location slip down to black labial.

Has somewhat of a fish odor though…

The Chinese might fall for this, but not us native Engrish speakers!

We now all know where Johnnie works.

Tastes a little yeasty.

Served at the finest hostess clubs Japan has to offer.

I prefer Chateauneuf-du-Papsmear

I prefer Chateauneuf du Papesmear

Get ya lips around this

VD in a bottle. What will they think of next?

Labia is spelt wrong on that labial

another Chinese invention inspired by European production

Talk about a red-dog day!

just make sure to use mouthwash and remove loose pubes after drinkings this stuff

once you drink red labial you get your red wings..

Sums up scotch whisky

I have periods in which I drink Red Labial.

Can the Chinese government please arrest somebody for making fake booze??

Lipsmackingly good.

Is this the Scotch Clarence Thomas was using to mix drinks?

Johnnie Street Worker Red Labial is the standard
Johnnie Street Worker Black Labial is the premium

I thought it is Yantai Tianchi Winery Co. Ltd, China’s another lucrative business. Good wine should always enjoy with hot women, right?

hot women… so HOT that the part becomes RED

Some things do not get better with age…

Delicious. Period.

hey, at least is not green

Johnny Worker Red Labial: Old Crotch Whiskey

Surgeon generals warning: Drinking too much Johnnie Workers Old Scotch Whiskey may make your labial red.

Johnnie is no longer a walker, he’s a worker!!

Is this really Engrish? It isn’t a mistranslation; the original product was labeled in English, so no translation should have been necessary. It looks almost like someone trying to protect themselves against a trademark suit: “No, we didn’t make counterfeit Johnnie Walker Red Label; our product is clearly marked Johnnie WORKER Red LABIAL.” That wouldn’t fly in the US, since the laws there prohibit not only exact copies but also names that are similar enough to possibly cause confusion, but it might be sufficient in other places where trademark protection isn’t as strong.