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Let’s holiday love…
posted on 24 Dec 2008 in Stationery
Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Found at 100 yen shop in Misawa, Japan.
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They also had:
“Hey biyatch, It’s Hannukah time! Let’s enjoy Hannukah together with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife.”
what does a wife get a mistress for christmas?
I like the Christmas reef on the card.
Fo’ Shizzle my Nizzle!
Let’s Presents!
Hey, ho! Jingle your jangles with gay apparel!
*snaps fingers* Puh-lease, bitch! You ‘da ho!
That’s going to be a bugger of an introduction. Ho, meet lover; lover, ho.
Just what every man wants for Christmas…..a threesome.
Say hey……ho……………now scream……
You should see what they do under the mistletoe.
From Hallmarks new line of pimp cards.
There you ho again!
thats gotta be akward….. The family and friends meet the secret lover and a mysterious ho shows up.
“Hey Benny, what were you doing with my wife behind the Christmas tree?”
“Nothing, just ho ho ho”
So is this Christmas ho going to replace Santa indefinitely?
This card is for all da hoes that think Christmas is in July! XD :3
…but not necessarily in that order.
Hey ho, it’s Christmas time!
Hey ho, this is my rime!
Hey ho, when Santa rapped
Hey ho, I thought he snapped!
Ho Ho Ho! Merry XXXmas!
Merry Christmas from the Ramones!
Merry Christmas, Bitch!
Hey ho, I married Christmas! Homewrecker!
Don’t forget the companion, the compatriot, and the one night stand!
“hey ho” — that’s how i greet my christmas lover
Now, you can enjoy Christmas with your wife, AND your mistress!
Now remember, you’re only allowed to celebrate with ONE friend.
hmm. should we invite your mistress or my secret lover??
The friend. Okay, so he’s married with kids, but he also has a lover, a ho, and someone to explore his bi-curiosity with … his Christmas gift should be saltpeter!
Lauren, thank you! Now I don’t have to spend my time commenting this nice christmas card. You have already written my thought. Hey ho!
I feel so violated!!!!!
one really big—and really screwed up semi-family reunion. Sounds like the next episode of Jerry Springer to me
Hallmark is trying to appeal to a younger crowd. As if Webkinz weren’t enough…
He chose to holiday cheer with the friend.
Just the time to introduce the wife to the missus!
Sounds like a holiday episode on Jerry Springer…
Have you done a nice boy and girl?
This greeting is so welcoming.
Somebody call Peter Greenaway!
Finally, the all-inclusive, let’s-be-realistic-about-this holiday for everyone!
Nothing better than a Christmas orgy!
Just Ho It.