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Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…
Just like my ballot choices: all crap!
Photo courtesy of Andrew Drysdale.
Menu found at restaurant in Saigon, Vietnam.
(1,350 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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This is the crappiest restaurant I’ve ever been to.
The food’s awful, but at least they’re polite!
crap your hands for the chef if you liked this delicious meal
I’ll try the Boston Steamer.
Trust me– you’ll want it with the beer.
Well, I suppose it’s true when they say, “What goes in, comes back out”… very easy to predict what the menu writers have been eating… lots of crap..
“Squid fried Shrimps”
I honestly don’t see what everyone is laughing about.
What a ripoff! The red crap is 100,000VND more expensive than the usual crap.
Crap with beer. Any chance of dinner and a show.
“Do you have Steamed Crap with Mary Ann?”
Not in the mood for beer tonight… what wine would you suggest?
I usually have the beer the night before and the steamed crap the next morning.
Steamed Crap, mmm mmm good. Who eats Steamed Carp anymore?
“Hey Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid a plate of the red crap!”
Wait a minute, this Chardonnay tastes like …..
I hope my entree tastes better.
Two girls, one plate.
“Waiter! There are a bunch of flies on my crap!”
“That costs extra!”
Kids’ Menu: Crappy Meal with prize
And please go easy on the garlic, it gives a bad breath!
But it’s really good crap!
Crap…I can’t decide.
Crap your hands together!
No I asked for the Pan Fried pile of Crap…
‘Ey Luigi! Another plate-a da red crap!
No thanks, I’m on a low-crap diet.
I guess this one is fairly appropriate for (the US) election day…
“Waiter! This can’t be right – are you really selling excrement as food?”
“Heavens no! It’s actually CARP – a huge, ugly, bottom-feeding fish.”
“Whew! You had me worried there for a second…”
Seconds? No thanks. I’ve had all the crap I can take. I’m already so full of crap I may explode…
But I usually take my steamed red crap the morning after drinking beer.
NOTE: The ‘crap’ in the menu most likely refers to “crab”, not “carp”.
Tomorrow’s Special: the Runs
Ooh, this one comes with corn.
And here I came to eat Crabs….oh well…
Economics 101: Supply and Demand. When demand for a product is low, price must be set higher in order to recover costs on the few sales you do achieve. For example, if you plan to sell crap in a restaurant, it should be priced at ten-times as much as the seafood!
Dirty Sanchez would approve.
Surprised no-one made a blood joke….. “red crap”
Waiter this Steamed Red Crap with Ginger taste bloody awf… wait a second!!!
can i get mine on a cracker?
I love their crappy food, but I usually enjoy it more with Baby and Sporty.
Sir, we’re a little ‘backed up’ with the crap with cheese, would you like to change your order?
At least it’s served fresh…
Whats the difference between crap and red crap
If you’re gonna eat unhealthy crap, I say go all the way and fry it. Deep Fried Crap – now that’s good eats!
I never go to this restaurant anymore. I’m sick of their crap.
Could I have the trouser chili with a crusty roll and a nut log? And if you could put some butt mustard on it…
algernon | 12:39 am | Vote: Add rating 1 Subtract rating 1
Whats the difference between crap and red crap
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The red crap was created with an overdose of V8
I guess McDonald’s finally ran out of food names that hide the truth.
I ate there once and got a bad case of the craps.
I prefer my crap fried, thank you very much.
Oh, yuck, it’s steamed! That’s disgusting!