Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

“Cua gach” ?? Apparently, this is Klingon food…

Most beer fans prefer a steaming crap after their drink.

An excerpt from the menu in a certain Sydney eastern suburb……

So… no one finds it quite ironic that right under the “crap” category there’s a line of text saying “HAVE A GOOD MEAL”?

This is the menu from Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney

Got pee?

I’d rather have “Red Crap” than “Gach hâp gu’ung”

“Excuse me, waiter? I distinctively ordered mine without corn”.

Full of what we all need!

looks like a big craps shoot :-\

this place smells

ya might wanna consider that if they are serving crap there is a strong
possibility they are serving used beer too.

Hey, Waiter! There’s a fly in my crap!

Our crap is served in the finest bone-china bowels! 🙂

Because school lunch is not just for school anymore!

Served with corn and toilet water!

New! Now garnished wish fresh herpes

Is red crap supposed to be bloody or something?

what the crab?

McD*nalds Marketing Departments’ first try at Vietnams strict “Truth In Advertising” law.

You’re telling me you don’t sell Steamed Blue Crap with Ginger?!?

This is al because the Vietnemese government told all food places that they needed to list the ingredients of food. To late did they realize that it was bad for Western Tourism

I love how after listing so much steamed poop on the menu, it says, “HAVE A GOOD MEAL!”

☃

Hmm think I’ll pass….where’s the fried crap menu?

Is this restaurant eat out or take in?

tasty tasty!
fresh extracted!
clean from notkitchen!

I’ll have a # 2.

I like to play craps without food.

Hope there’ll be breath mints afterwards.

What!? No deep fried crap? Dang………I guess i’ll have the steamed crap with beer instead.

This must be a dog restaurant.

Want flies with that?

Fresh from the “oven”.

too bad they don’t have a poo-poo platter.

I wonder if it’s made fresh while you watch, like at Subway

Forget about the buns in the oven, the buns ARE the oven…

Waitress:
Well, there’s egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and crap
Egg, bacon and crap
Egg, bacon, sausage and crap
Crap, bacon, sausage and crap
Crap, egg, crap, crap, bacon and crap
Crap, sausage, crap, crap, crap, bacon, crap, tomato and crap
Crap, crap, crap, egg and crap
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, baked beans, crap, crap, crap and crap.

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and crap.

Now that’s a lot of crap!

Eat, Crap, and Die! It finally makes sense!

I’ll have the crap and shlimp plate

woah RED crap!

the red crap is the worst…

If you’re happy and you know it, crap your hands.

I don’t feel like beer tonight. Can I have a dog-turd and tonic?

Yes, it’s all crap food.

It really all boils down to 1001 Ways to Cook the Same Old Crap.

Wat about Steamed Crap with Pee?

i suppose this is the closest we’ve come to truth in advertising

my friend recomended this place, little did i realize he’s into scat

They’ve finally read one of the reviews…