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Not easy going down…
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Photo courtesy of Ryal Hansen.
Found at outlet mall outside Tokyo.
(771 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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As long as it’s battered and fried, I’ll eat it.
The menu has its good points…
On second thought, better not try the Fried Chainsaws they have across the street…
Artie Lange’s dealer finally found a way to get him back on Heroin.
Novocaine costs extra.
As if smack wasn’t deadly enough…
Am I translating the sign on the left incorrectly, or is that an NHS health warning? 😉
Soft Cream: Will be sold only to adults over the age of 18 – I.D. will be requested. 😮
Cholesterol is a gateway drug.
Is there anything that the south won’t fry?
This food really sticks to your ribs!… and your tongue, and your lips, and your throat…
Sure to be a new State Fair favorite: Fried-Needles on-a-Stick!
(Child in car with father driving by)
Child: Daddy what are fried needles?
(Dad not really paying attention)
Dad: Something your mother and I liked to use in the 60’s…….. What!! Where did you see those words?
Usually anything deep fried is good, but this will be the exception.
Might be good with ranch dressing.
A shot in the arm for the fast food industry…
Sure, I’ll take it fried, but can you put the syringes on the side please?
The soft cream will make the fried needles go down easier.
Got Emba?
The place to come if you’re a picky-fat-junkie!
Free acupuncture with every meal.
It might not be easy going down, but its even worse coming out.
So, when mothers tell their children not to play with needles, they actually mean it in the same sentence as “don’t play with your food”?
Look at the sign below the counter. The owner claims to have “Got EMBA”. He must be a grad from Harvard support by venture capitalists. Let us support him and buy the shares now. It will become the next Google
Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the fried needles then?
Do you have cream of chiken needle soup?
It’s okay, I wasn’t getting enough iron in my diet, anyway.
We also include fried thread!
Because of Monkeys!
Need-les(s) to say, I’ll pass…
the health department gave the ok since they advertised the needles.
Let me have a Ceca-Cela with that.
While visiting Amsterdam, the proprietor misheard a couple of junkies “Do ya’ have any needles? I wanna get fried!” and opened up shop.
This can’t be real. Nobody is that dumb
Except for me mr goopy person!
No sharing, please.
No chance of having any pins? Needles aren’t good for my diet.
No, No Officer, I wasn’t gonna use these! i bought them to eat!
Relax! “Fried needles” is the new technique to do acupuncture!
one man’s medical waste is another man’s appetizer.
Thank God for the soft cream! If it weren’t for that the needles would never go down.
Dr, are you missing that large sharps bin that wasin the corner on my last visit to you? It is being sold accross the street with salt and vinegar…
…sorry i was looking for baked toke’s; i’m trying to watch my figure
Yogis love this place…
For $1.00 more, we will supersize it !!! NAILS, NAILS & NAILS.
At least it might have some iron in it…mmmmm, nutritious
The soft cream with soothe the sharp burning pain of fried needles.
must be ran by the same guy who owns this place:
https://engrish.com/2008/10/this-place-is-only-moderately-hospitable/#comment-25619
Order a large fried needles and get your choice between a medium beverage and a small haystack free.
Taste great but they give you terrible indegestion
i’ll have some fried needles, and soft cream to wash it down…
….YUM….!!!!!! Imagine the ‘crunch’!