Because of monkeys!

Because monkeys don’t like rockers.

These free-range buffet places are all the rage!

Please eat the monkeys, then we won’t need the free rocker

Wow, Micky, Davy, Michael and Peter have been reduced to storing baggage.

Because of monkeys… they’re everywhere… you see them, don’t you?

Try the New York style steamed beef 100% Korean hot dogs…

Yeah, I guess Bret Michaels is not having Rock of Love III, but is rather going to have to be a doorman — because of the Monkeys… They just ruined it for the rest of us rockers.

so wedontfeed anything… and we can eat anything inside….. Wait that means that everything we eat’ll be skimpy! i’ve been cheated!

Get your hands off my baggage you damn, dirty ape! Should have used the rocker…

The monkeys will rock you

Keep on rocker in a monkey-free world!

Does Bucky the Cat know about this?

Ooh, look, the monkey threw a brownie at me. Can I eat it? Sweet, the sign says yes.

Vince McMahon is expecting an awful lot from Shawn Michaels and Marty Ganetty.

The monkeys are such a problem we need to cull them, so eat anything you find inside.

Instead of “monkey see, monkey do”, it’s “see monkey, eat monkey!”

Every single sign in the world should have the phrase “because of monkeys” in it. It would be the most awesome thing ever.

It’s nice to see that the Cracker Barrel has gone international.

A sign that would bring tears of joy to a cannibal.

@Claire

That is the best idea, EVER!

Engrish readers – you know your mission!

“we have found that the credenza tastes rather good”

When it says “eat anything inside”, does that include the rockers?

What if the monkeys know my rocker combination?

We also recommend you take off big hat, because of flying monkeys.

Hmm, this monkey crap tastes like crap…

FRED: Hey, Joe, who you voting for in 2012?
JOE: Sarah Palin
FRED: Why?
JOE: Because of monkeys
FRED: Oh… yeah.

Don’t feed them. They’ll feed you.

All your base are belong to us, because of monkeys.

Mmm… Chunky Monkey… my favorite treat!

Let’s bomb Pakistan… because of monkeys

I plead the 5th Amendment… because of monkeys

No Parking Between the Hours of 7 AM and 9:30 AM… because of monkeys

Because of monkeys, I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of monkeys, I learned to play on the safe side so I don’t get hurt
Because of monkeys, I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but the buffet they offer me
Because of monkeys, I am afraid

…but my baggage is American Tourister, it can withstand the monkeys, I swear!

“Welcome to a world of pure immaginatoooOOOOHHLY CRAP MONKEYS!”

Do they have steamed crap inside, or did the monkeys eat it?

Wild life. Free rocker. Eat Anything.

Eat anything inside, just don’t let the monkeys get any. They are wild life.

RA 0236- Cruelty to animals.
don’t feed them (maybe to death) and;
well, eat anything inside.

besides, the monkeys are chewy and get stuck in your teeth…

I hang out with monkeys that like Jazz.

this table seems to be suspiciously ape-atising

Darling : Honey, why the souvenirs are in pieces?
Honey : I went to the monkey infested buffet restaurant. The souvenirs have to go into the rocker because of the monkeys.
Darling : Why bother going to such restaurant?
Honey : I like the dine-in-safari atmosphere there

But i put my baby in the rocker and the monkeys ate him!

So, you can’t feed the animals, but you can eat them, then?

Eat your pen0rz too?

Please revisit the Zoo-Cafeteria-Airport.

Wait Wait I can eat a monkey I just cant feed him? Hmmm…that seems fair!

they are gross and icky and…theres one right behind me –isn’t there?

OOOOH! A FREE ROCKER!

I choose…..

… Ozzy Osbourne!