The kanji character after the “ass” means hand. What is an “ass hand”? Don’t tell me its for wiping your rear! McDonald has gone that far to provide such service!
Maskdt
15 years ago
Your ass stays young, but we can’t say the same about the rest…
McDonald’s seems to have branched out; apparently they now offer liposuction.
coffeebot
15 years ago
Oh yeah, working the grill in the back just got better…
algernon
15 years ago
My goodness whats that I’ve sat on!
Molly
15 years ago
Human capital is our biggest assett
Alex McCarthy
15 years ago
That’s a big promise, but what about the rest of me?
Chase
15 years ago
“Badop bop ba bahh//I’m lovin’ it!”
(…now I know what they’re talking about…)
Carlos the Jackal
15 years ago
Is Sir Mix-a-lot on the interview panel for that job?
babblingqu
15 years ago
The implants did wonders.
Jen
15 years ago
Is THAT what happened to her face??
The new trend in Taiwan…….for only USD $20 we put butt on face, no more need cheek implants, and get rid too much booty!
note to self: never drink coffee from mcdonalds
For an ass that never gets old and saggy.
Two all-beef patties…
Where’s the beef?
Just move your ass over here and start working…
The kanji character after the “ass” means hand. What is an “ass hand”? Don’t tell me its for wiping your rear! McDonald has gone that far to provide such service!
Your ass stays young, but we can’t say the same about the rest…
Whoops! That was supposed to be the fine print.
McDonald’s seems to have branched out; apparently they now offer liposuction.
Oh yeah, working the grill in the back just got better…
My goodness whats that I’ve sat on!
Human capital is our biggest assett
That’s a big promise, but what about the rest of me?
“Badop bop ba bahh//I’m lovin’ it!”
(…now I know what they’re talking about…)
Is Sir Mix-a-lot on the interview panel for that job?
The implants did wonders.
Is THAT what happened to her face??
The new trend in Taiwan…….for only USD $20 we put butt on face, no more need cheek implants, and get rid too much booty!
Forever Young Ass only available at participating McDonald’s
requirments photo id, social security and regular botox injections to the bum
“Our coffee is always served HOT…”
We don’t want sesame seeds on our buns! We rub sesame oil on them to keep them young forever!
now hiring: cross eyed girls with young asses
mcdonald’s DOES have low standards
George wondered about
Offered ass is