There’s a lot going on right now…

Before Russian
and European.

Wait… isn’t that an oxymoron?

Meli, it could be. But looking at that. This day and age. It seems more redundent.

Yeah, the jacket was an impulse buy.

ILLE GAL
ALI EN

just wear it then poof, here comes your american citizenship

Um….. donde esta … ah… ahh.. el quarto de…. um, bano??

This shirt is for posers!

Git ter
Do ne

Back in my day, we just called them a**holes.
This PC garbage is getting out of hand.

Back in the good ol’ days, life moved slowly….

The PC term for road rage!!!

Desperately trying to get out of the stock market lately

American Express accepted…

The back reads: “Get out of my ____ing way”

gotta go! gotta go right now!

Where?!?

This is what happens when Foreigner shirts are made phonetically.

So just what does “Urg Amer Ent Ican” mean, anyway?

:s Whats and ENTICAN?

I need baseball and apple pie RIGHT NOW!

qu ick
can adian

I don’t get it.
What is an “Urgamer Entican”?

It’s URGENT AMERICAN! (Read all the way across the shirt!)

Back of shirt: “Get me out of here!”

The 08 credit crunch made them desperate!

Urgent Americans are in Iraq and Afghanistan!

When you live in a fast paced society…this is what you get

its actually urgamerentican its a sub sub-culture in the middle of nowhere and this is their way of getting the word out.

Hes urgent! Don’t shoot!

this was made for barrack but i think he didn’t buy it

good americans finish last

im urgent to leave japan.

yes i am.