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what to happens if are you see me naked?
DEFEND THE MATRESS THAT FALL DOWN!!!!
Because mattresses won’t defend themselves…
But everybody loves a little indemnification!!
does that mean they wont let me poop there?
Did he just call me Foul Stuff?
Look out! Falling mattress!
your…welcome?
It’s about time someone made a “mattress tower defence”!
TO ARMS!! DEFEND THE MATTRESS!!!!
Like a BRAVE and NOBLE knight, I shall CHIVALROUSLY defend the WEAK and the FALLEN mattresses from the mongol hoards and fire-breathing dragons!
Don’t you dare flush the toilet or take a shower … esp. when lights are on. No ‘visite again’ for me, thank you…
well, if the room had a good bog roll, i wouldnt need to foul the towel
“if immodesty fall down the guest complacent”: does that mean they have hookers here?
I’d defend the mattress, if only it stopped with its stupid suicidal tendencies!
Invite your right and be responsible for your indemnifications
well, they did say honorific guests, so they should defend the mattress
Sorry, need good rawyer to translate.
and I’m not coming back!
looks like their resources, water and power conservation are very expensive!
This is an actual Chinese review from the Inn web site translated from Google: The hotel location is excellent, and into the car a bit difficult, but the edge to have a professional car park, stay free of charge. The hotel is in the pedestrian street, but the car in the street motorcycle often roaring in the room will listen to. The courtyard of the hotel is very Chinese characteristics, but is relatively small, in addition to the wooden floor, noise is not good, so as long as people in the yard playing cards chat or up and down stairs… Read more »
Ohhh Sank you for letting me take care of your hygiene facilities and defend your mattress! I sure feel honorific!
Nothing else mattress