Should have never put wheels on that throne…

Up next…. The newest episode of “Loo’s Gone Wild”

It takes someone of high caliber to take control.

Another idea for Jackass….

Police! Police! The toilet is stealing my purse!!!!

OMG! CLOSE IT! IT’LL EAT US ALL!

pooing device bit my butt!!

At least it’s not out of order!

Please dont feed the toilet!

Found out inside FEMAN bathroom….

I’m telling you.It’s those DAMN hormones.

Watch out, it’s pretty pissed.

Another case against artificial intelligence: automatic flushers.

At first it was comical when they’d flush too soon, too often, or not at all. Then, patrons claimed they heard snickering when they would wave their hands in front of the sensors trying to get their shit to flush. Then it appeared the toilets were flushing at the precise moment hands came dangerously close to the toilet in order to drop the TP. Soon it became clear those toilets had sadistic aims…they were…out of control!

call the toilet therapist

Think of how the toilet feels, it just sits there and everyone comes in and s*its and p*sses on it. How would you feel?

Psychopan.

watch it, it may just spit at you!

Watch your ass!

we suspect he’s on the pot

sh*t in the morning in the afternoon all troughout the day. no wonder he’s fed up

otherwise they’l be sued for not warning that the toylet could swalow you!

It’s gonna suck you under and eat you!!! IT’S COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In china, the toilet flushes you! Soon to come to russia also.

Judge: order! first wittness!!!
witness: it was like this. i was just tryin’ to use the toilet right?then it start running around and yelling in korean and slapping everyone. then it went back to where it was.
Judge:next case, please.

Oh no! Call the police! The toilet’s eating that guy’s butt!

Possibly it’s been caused by all the drama in the Male Sex Toilet.

It hit me! On the head!