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Or you could use the door on the right…
posted on 8 Oct 2008 in Signs
Too bad Kool Aid man thinks running low on sugar is an ’emergency’…
Photo courtesy of ‘elfpoo’.
Found in Okayama, Japan.
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If wall dont break, use door
My old apartment building in Yokohama had a similar sign on the walls separating our balconies. The sign is literal… the walls where these signs are posted are fragile enough to easily break with minimal force, so if there is a fire and you need to get out when the door is not an option, it is the proper route. This really doesn’t qualify as “engrish” because it is accurate.
Time for some martial arts.
“Just use epic Asian martial arts kick “
Now I understand the Hand Grenade sign
I’d rather jump out of the building than brake that wall.
Notice: Don’t forget to say OH YEAH!!!! as you smash thru…
Wait, wouldn’t it cost MORE to replace the wall every time than instead, build a reusable emergency escape?
So that’s why the elevator music is all Fink Floyd.
B-but there’s no brake pedal! 🙁
Person stuck in saying, “DAMNIT! I DON’T HAVE MY AXE AND I FORGOT MY KARATE SKILLS! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
hasn’t anyone noticed it said “Brake” the wall instead of “Break”? What a pity they didn’t say “Bake” …
It’s an emergency exit for the Kool-Aid Man.
If you can’t brake the wall you can always try speeding
Is this in the superheroes office or something?