Or you could use the door on the right…

haha outside next sign -Good job ur safe…pay for the repairs plz

Preview of the new Saw movie.

What happened to “In Case of Emergency Dial 911” ?

Hay Koolaid!!!

FOR YOUR INFO :
Except for the mistake in writting “Brake” instead of “Break”, it is actually written to break the wall in case of emergency. In Japan walls are often made out of paper !

wen HULK SMASH fails try SLAMHAMMER SMASH

Sign in Chuck Norris’ house.

But Jerry, those are load bearing walls!

“Foreigners who didn’t take karate in PE…find benevolent local.”

we do not provide sledgehammers. have a nice day and good luck surviving the 20 story fall.

i got customized disc brakes, is that enough for the wall?

I found the replies are much more funny than the notice itself – there is nothing wrong on the notice (except the word “brake”); the wall is really intended to be breaked (easily) in case of emergency.

oops…enguish here…I wanted to write “broken (easily)”, but instead “breaked (easily)” is really written…

another typo, “engrish”….

too bad we arent all superman

I can see it already…
something bad happens, and all the Japanese will wonder while they evacuate
“Why are all the Americans kicking and pounding at that wall?”

but please break under this sign or no one will know what to do if there is an emergency.

it’s a very common sign in japanese high-rise condos actually. The walls between adjacent balconies are designed to be broken-able especially in case for possible fire, so that you can reach to an escape ladder at the end of the floor.

if you can “brake” through walls, you probably would not need fear any emergency!

Sign from the COOL AID universe

So use your head!

You do I have to brake the wall? It’s not gonna ram onto me in case of emergency, is it?

Who do you think I am, Chuck Norris?

Brake this wall… not that wall

Brought to you by Toyota.

Great! Now I have 3rd degree burns AND broken hands!

its alot easier when you have those chinese hand grenades lying around.

I guess they found this sign at Chuck Norris’ place.

I’ll take you with my truck…are u ready???

dynamite not included

ermm… normal drum brakes or disc brakes?

What if my emergency is; that my brakes are out?!?

If you are unable to perform this function, a flight attendant will find you another seat.

Chuck Norris wrote the sign as a reminder to himself, because Chuck Norris’s house has no doors or windows, just these signs were they would go.

But you’re better off not because in case you forgot, you’re on the 10th floor

use the sign to break the wall, please be careful to not to break the sign

Stop that wall!

this calls for powerthirst

…oh, and good luck. 😉

How come some of the words begin with capital letters and others don’t?
Isn’t that grammatically incorrect?

And I thought the door beside this wall would be a better emergency exit…

The walls are actually made brittle so you can escape through the next door if u need to

These walls are actually made brittle so you can break them easily….they connect the balconies of adjacent rooms of an apartment complex so you can escape through your neighbor’s house in case of emergency

Or use the hand grenade either.

hit the emergency break!

running into it aint gonna work

they keep waiting and waiting and waiting and jim morrison never shows up for the concert

“… and if you cannot do so, read our booklet “learn kung fu in 5 minutes” contains teachings of bruce lee,

Made me think of the scene in “Superman 2” where the three supervillains smash their was through the walls of The Daily Planet to get to the editor’s office.

Now all we need is one of them hand greneades……. that would help