Or you could use the door on the right…

Bring your own axe

Sign in parking garage of a crash test dummy facility.

With your bare hands

Outside on the ledge is a large crate with a sign: “Now, install this fire escape ladder.”

Herb from maintenance has a tough day everytime we run out of toilet paper.

I regret that I didn’t take the Karate class when I was in high school.

… after that, throw yourself off the building because we don’t have a fire escape either.

…I TOLD you to put an exhaust fan in the bathroom

In Case Of Mild Anxiety,
Smash The Window And Jump

You see how installing those doors only confuses the Hulk?

The Hulk’s landlord breathed a sigh of relief when he began attending Anger Management Classes

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

Sign below that. If above doesn’t work, summon a black mage to warp you out instead.

…or take exit behind you.

The sign was much cheaper than actually putting in a fire escape…

In case of non-emergency, clutch the wall to steer clear of exhaust pipe gas from passenger in next stall.

This two is a miss steak of righting the wrong wrong words witch mean other things when ewe reed them.

Maybe this is one of those Japanese paper walls?

Good thing I always carry this hatchet around!!!

– Sign inside ‘Fighting Room’ from September 3rd, 2008

The lesser-known rule of Fight Club.

You lucky kids with your doors. Back in the days, we broke through walls to get to the next room!

Be forewarned though: you brake, you buy!

I hate being the lemon here, but apart from the break/brake spelling mistake (hey, that actually rhymes!) there isn’t much engrish here… …The Japanese text actually says exactly the same thing.

So thats why the vending machine down the hall stocks C4!

Where is that hand grenade that looks like a fire extinguisher when you need one?

It actually says “Please break and take refuge from this wall in case of emergency.”

Just put a door stop in there. That should stop the wall from moving.

J

Just a question: Where are the brakes?

Not recommended for those using kei-cars.

So THAT’S why there was an oddly shaped “Hand Grenade” nearby, it all makes sense now!

At least we can rest assured Chuck Norris will survive.

Pokejedservo, you copied me 🙁

Fire drills must be fun there.

Geodude, use Rock Smash!… well, in case of emergency.

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!

im screwed then…

This wall is unstoppable.

Remember! The fire door is for executives and investors only!

Question: why was the wall moving around in the first place, that it must need brakes?

Can I break it with my hand grenade?

Superman must not understand that it’s this wall ONLY.

my be he meaning windows ?

It would be a lot safer if the wall weren’t moving in the first place! Geez.

‘In case wall don’t break, call ambulance!”

In case of fire…pray

Don’t worry about the asbestos…

ah, the joys of Zen

I’ll just have to Hulk out to get through….aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!