Operators standing by to help you raise the finest…

Operators standing by to help you raise the finest…

posted on 23 Sep 2008 in Chinglish

Hi, this is Buzz at your service…

 

Photo courtesy of Hayley Mcllory.
Sign found in Hong Kong. 

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coffeebot
coffeebot
15 years ago

Great! Now the little suckers can get the support they need…

Nyna
Nyna
15 years ago

“Herro? I don’t know what to do…she’s breeding like clazy, I think she got hit by a fryswatter!”

Ellen
Ellen
15 years ago

Hey, mosquitos need love, too.

kyle
kyle
15 years ago

sign posted on a bridge over stagnant water

Eric G
Eric G
15 years ago

First get a really tiny tourniquet and tie it to stop the breeding.

Dangevin
15 years ago

“Hey, if I mate unprotected can I catch Malaria?”

Dangevin
15 years ago

I called the hotline, but all I heard was a loud buzzing.

Dangevin
15 years ago

“For Planned Insecthood, press 1.
For facts about West Nile Virus and other Insectually Transmitted Diseases, press 2.
For insect incest: how to tell a mate from your 8 billion sisters, press 3.
For an overdose of Deep Woods Off, call the Poison Control Hotrine.”

Dangevin
15 years ago

If you plick me, do I not breed?

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
15 years ago

If you haven’t got enough room to run a stud farm, here’s a smaller-scale business solution…

tekleader
tekleader
15 years ago

“OK, first take your proboscis…”

adr
adr
15 years ago

Hot mosquitettes are wanting to buzz in your ear. What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone.

Someone50123548
Someone50123548
15 years ago

So that’s why those mosquitos are buzzing around my telephone…

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
15 years ago

Finally, the help I need.

coffeebot
coffeebot
15 years ago

(Haven’t done this before) adr—-“hot mosquitettes… pick up the phone” is really funny!

John
15 years ago

Skeeter Breeders. Give us a call!

Brandon
Brandon
15 years ago

“Mosquito Breeding Hotline. Give us a buzz, anytime.”

F
F
15 years ago

” Mosquito Breeding Hotline- we suck, and are proud of it!”

morgan
morgan
15 years ago

i must cut the line

frey
frey
15 years ago

cheaper then (900) calls

cheetaih
cheetaih
15 years ago

Family Planning Association for Hong Kong Mosquitos’ special hotline

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
15 years ago

This hotline really sucks

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

because they can’t get a motel like the roaches

deviant_angel
deviant_angel
14 years ago

when your house runs out of mosquitoes, you know where to call…

Arielle
Arielle
14 years ago

Would you like malaria or West Nile?

Karin
Karin
14 years ago

bzzzzzzz, i have a problem bzzzz with my kits bzzzzz

anonymous
anonymous
14 years ago

The Chinese word means Hotline for mosquito problem in this construction site”.

Some guy
Some guy
13 years ago

whats the malaria hotline?

hihihi
hihihi
13 years ago

you blood-sucking pests. *hangs up* oh, we weren’t talking about telemarketers?

Erna
Erna
12 years ago

I’ll call that hotline as soon as I caught a stray mosquito.

sparky
sparky
12 years ago

Just go lay an egg!

Alexandra Edwards
Alexandra Edwards
11 years ago

I was so worried I was going to run out of biting insects!

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