Operators standing by to help you raise the finest…
posted on 23 Sep 2008 in Chinglish
Hi, this is Buzz at your service…
Photo courtesy of Hayley Mcllory.
Sign found in Hong Kong.
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Great! Now the little suckers can get the support they need…
“Herro? I don’t know what to do…she’s breeding like clazy, I think she got hit by a fryswatter!”
Hey, mosquitos need love, too.
sign posted on a bridge over stagnant water
First get a really tiny tourniquet and tie it to stop the breeding.
“Hey, if I mate unprotected can I catch Malaria?”
I called the hotline, but all I heard was a loud buzzing.
“For Planned Insecthood, press 1.
For facts about West Nile Virus and other Insectually Transmitted Diseases, press 2.
For insect incest: how to tell a mate from your 8 billion sisters, press 3.
For an overdose of Deep Woods Off, call the Poison Control Hotrine.”
If you plick me, do I not breed?
If you haven’t got enough room to run a stud farm, here’s a smaller-scale business solution…
“OK, first take your proboscis…”
Hot mosquitettes are wanting to buzz in your ear. What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone.
So that’s why those mosquitos are buzzing around my telephone…
Finally, the help I need.
(Haven’t done this before) adr—-“hot mosquitettes… pick up the phone” is really funny!
Skeeter Breeders. Give us a call!
“Mosquito Breeding Hotline. Give us a buzz, anytime.”
” Mosquito Breeding Hotline- we suck, and are proud of it!”
i must cut the line
cheaper then (900) calls
Family Planning Association for Hong Kong Mosquitos’ special hotline
This hotline really sucks
because they can’t get a motel like the roaches
when your house runs out of mosquitoes, you know where to call…
Would you like malaria or West Nile?
bzzzzzzz, i have a problem bzzzz with my kits bzzzzz
The Chinese word means Hotline for mosquito problem in this construction site”.
whats the malaria hotline?
you blood-sucking pests. *hangs up* oh, we weren’t talking about telemarketers?
I’ll call that hotline as soon as I caught a stray mosquito.
Just go lay an egg!
I was so worried I was going to run out of biting insects!