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posted on 13 Aug 2008 in Chinglish
Do not bend, fold or hurl…
Photo courtesy of Nadia Redder.
Amenity found in mini bar in Hangzhou, China hotel.
‘Puke’ is supposed to mean ‘poker’.
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