This is the good stuff!

This is the good stuff!

posted on 13 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

Do not bend, fold or hurl…

 

Photo courtesy of Nadia Redder.

Amenity found in mini bar in Hangzhou, China hotel.

‘Puke’ is supposed to mean ‘poker’.

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Dangevin
Dangevin
15 years ago

Only harvested from the finest Supermodels.

coffeebot
coffeebot
15 years ago

NEW! Chunk free!

Dom
Dom
15 years ago

Harvested daily from college frat houses across the nation and shipped straight to you!

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

Yeah the low grade stuff is way acidic and it’s from amateurs.

TimC
TimC
15 years ago

Hey! That was what we got last year for our Christmas “bonus!”

Alice
Alice
15 years ago

Finally! The low grade puke just makes me sick.

lillylivers
lillylivers
15 years ago

it’s because it’s not the fake plastic stuff…..

bones
bones
15 years ago

Now MSG-free.

Daruma3
Daruma3
15 years ago

Freshly sifted and strained!!

Makk
Makk
15 years ago

because sometimes mid-grade puke just isn’t good enough…

Liz
Liz
15 years ago

Noone has noted that it is in fact “Non-Complimentary” Puke. Because as we all know they don’t just give away the high grade stuff.

Miss Echo
Miss Echo
15 years ago

this side up-chuck…

Ed Sherman
Ed Sherman
15 years ago

you get what you pay for !

Sam
Sam
15 years ago

For the puke connoisseurs of the world…

D. Chaulk
D. Chaulk
15 years ago

This is good because my right mouse button (RMB) 1.0 is just made of plastic.

fanny
fanny
15 years ago

how much for the best quality puke???

arem
arem
15 years ago

where do these pukes came from?! send me some

James Nomura-Harrington
James Nomura-Harrington
15 years ago

Probably contains melamine.

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
15 years ago

any beer in it?

Jamie
Jamie
15 years ago

“Non-complimentary, Holmes?” “It means no longer alimentary, my dear Watson.”

stef
stef
15 years ago

Do they come in pizza boxes?

Dr. Nick
Dr. Nick
15 years ago

now in baby white drunk dad brown!

Celanthas of Silvermoon

“Eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment, and OK for you.”

F
F
15 years ago

It might be revolting, but I am now insanely curious to see a mass manufacturing plant…

Toadsanime
15 years ago

Medium-grade puke is almost as good as high-grade puke but cheaper, so I prefer to buy that instead.

Mikani
15 years ago

Not that low class puke, this is the fancy stuff!

yummyanimals
yummyanimals
15 years ago

from our bulimia farm!

Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We
15 years ago

Wonderful! Now I can regergitate to my bird-young with the stuff of legend!

Huh?
Huh?
15 years ago

For those moments when you need to throw up on the big boss…

Jeff Boiko
Jeff Boiko
15 years ago

These are decks of laying cards!

lacy
15 years ago

as opposed to the low grade diarrhea down the aisle…

Mandee
Mandee
15 years ago

Rainbow shower party starts 7pm sharp… ladies drink free till 9pm, guys non-complimentary…

jer0me
jer0me
15 years ago

fr0m Brangelina’s twins!

michelle
michelle
15 years ago

New “Go Green” type also avaliable for those earthlovers!

bullta
bullta
15 years ago

i prefer mine extra chunky

MrMe05
MrMe05
15 years ago

100% pure pre-pasteurized bulimic product!

Rimmer
Rimmer
15 years ago

We’ve got a slogan, now we need a title.

“Hurlbox”

Caliallye
Caliallye
15 years ago

non-complimentary high grade puke
it spews forth only abuse…..

versed
versed
15 years ago

If you can’t come up with your own. Order some!

Corwyn
Corwyn
15 years ago

Non-complimentary? I don’t know, when I wore this puke on my shirt last night, I got a LOT of compliments!

Corwyn
Corwyn
15 years ago

Yeah, other puke may tell you that you have nice eyes, but this high-grade puke thinks It’s better than you.

Corwyn
Corwyn
15 years ago

Non-complimentary? You can say THAT again. This puke told me I was a “total git” and that it wouldn’t be caught dribbling down my chin and shirt if I had the last chin and shirt in the universe.

Corwyn
Corwyn
15 years ago

Hey Mr. high-grade puke, you look vaguely familiar… did I date you or something?
Oh wait, now i remember where I met you before: you’re the bloke who tole me ’bout a month ago: “due to lack of work, we have to lay you off”

haha
haha
14 years ago

To be fair, “puke” is the pinyin for cards in Chinese.
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deviant_angel
deviant_angel
14 years ago

non-complimentary..you have to buy it…

Baller Important
Baller Important
14 years ago

Expect no Compliments…Not from the Puke

kayla
kayla
14 years ago

influenza brand puke promises you only the finest quality selection of partially-digested foods. only avalible during flu season

Al
Al
14 years ago

Now in new CHUNKY STYLE

LOLWUT
LOLWUT
14 years ago

Fresh from virgin hot springs.

donjuan71
donjuan71
14 years ago

That’s $100 worth of Crown Royal and stomach acid in there. Good times, good times.

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