Keep me away from it…

Keep me away from it…

posted on 5 Aug 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Emily Auth.

Found in Tong Li, China. 

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Alex Cline
Alex Cline
16 years ago

If I harm the garden you get 500$ fine.

Ghost08
Ghost08
16 years ago

If anything happens I will be convienently blamed.

Chris
Chris
16 years ago

They’re after you too huh?

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

Mother Nature–can’t trust her

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

Sir, your garden has repeatedly threatened my nature preserve.

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

Zach the toxic gardener would eventually get his comeuppance.

coffeebot
coffeebot
16 years ago

“…this one over-oxygenates ponds, oh and this one give acidosis to deer”

Jen
Jen
16 years ago

I’m my own worst enemy….

Ian Leo
Ian Leo
16 years ago

Beware of me and my garden!

DisgruntledEmployee007
DisgruntledEmployee007
16 years ago

We are currently administering the garden Prozac

Ree
Ree
16 years ago

Especially the Eden…

okdoke
16 years ago

But not from me….

Cover Me, Porkins
Cover Me, Porkins
16 years ago

Stop me before I till again!

lillylivers
lillylivers
16 years ago

who new gardens were so dangerous?

Magoo
Magoo
16 years ago

But always never forget to brush your.

Makk
Makk
16 years ago

In communist China, plants ea-

… I can’t do this.

Cat
Cat
16 years ago

2 days later…

***NEWS FLASH*** The garden ate too many of the opium poppies and other illegal plants it was growing, and went on a rampage… Casualties currently stand at 1, with only Me being listed as injured…

Pio
Pio
16 years ago

And if I become out of control, use this gun.

patcap365
patcap365
16 years ago

if our enemies get too bold, I suggest erecting many shrubberies along the borders. That’ll keep them in check for sure!

Gazza
Gazza
16 years ago

Beware! The triffids come…

Multihunter
Multihunter
16 years ago

So I CAN dump this toxic waste here?

Rosie
Rosie
16 years ago

Please to beware of disgruntled garden.

Ali-kins
Ali-kins
16 years ago

oh, so it behaves badly once and suddenly its OUR garden, eh?!

Darkest Maiden
Darkest Maiden
16 years ago

Sounds like the story of Genesis…

THE LILLANATOR (lily)
16 years ago

HAHA!! Now the garden and me have teamed up to murder mother nature!! NOTHING can stop us n- HELP ME I DONT WANNA HURT MOTHER NATURE!!

Ladywriter
Ladywriter
16 years ago

I’m just not good with plants…

Untouch
Untouch
16 years ago

So thats where the tainted food has been coming from…..

Julia
Julia
16 years ago

The Garden has spoken…

booger
16 years ago

LOL!!! protect the enviroment from me and from our garden… The garden will hurt the envirorment by giving oxygen!! NO ONE WANTS OXYGEN!!!

Jeremy Benjamin
Jeremy Benjamin
16 years ago

Hey! Protect your OWN environment.

jj
jj
16 years ago

Thats’ what u get 4 making Little Shop of Horror

Nicks
16 years ago

The second largest threat to are garden is itself… it has quite the self esteem problem

Tiny
Tiny
16 years ago

The daisies are gonna get us!

Toadsanime
16 years ago

Because I may like the garden now, but I just know that I’ll flip out at some point.

Pal
Pal
16 years ago

Because I hate the environment. And so does this garden.

Loren
16 years ago

damn those unenviromentaly friendly gardens

Huh?
Huh?
15 years ago

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!

lacy
15 years ago

We have carnivorous plants, apparently…

Cat
Cat
15 years ago

And then he unleashed the dreaded Audrey3 *made in taiwan* …. the vegetarian bunny hugging version who rampaged over innocent gardens everywhere!!!!

Vic
Vic
15 years ago

Interesting, but the Chinese version of the sign reads the same. Who wrote it?

deviant_angel
deviant_angel
15 years ago

oh my god! get the lawnmower before the garden attacks!!!

Legna Desrever
Legna Desrever
15 years ago

Feeeeeeeed me Seymour!!!

Baller Important
Baller Important
15 years ago

Me and my garden are a danger to the environment

Baller Important
Baller Important
15 years ago

The environmental Policies of Chinese Government

Christina
Christina
15 years ago

There are bigger, hungrier things then Venus Flytraps in here…

donjuan71
donjuan71
15 years ago

The Little Shop of Horrors?

helen
helen
14 years ago

direct translation at its worst

Phillip C.
14 years ago

Dang, those drunken climbers are at it again!

Joy
Joy
14 years ago

I see the garden, has spoken…

Spike Ssimpson
Spike Ssimpson
14 years ago

OHHHH! So close. Almost had that one you wacky Japanese.

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