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The real communist way of fighting fire.
They claim, “NOOO, FIRE GOOD FOR YOU. FIRE YOUR FRIEND.”
I bet the extinguisher is empty…..
In case a fire hasn’t been started, this nifty extinguisher/grenade should do the job someone else hasn’t. Bonus, you might have the opportunity to stay for 20+ at a beautiful and relaxing “Federal Resort”. Enjoy.
1st, grab grenade
2rd pull pin
3nd throw
4th run
Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade of Antioch that, with it, thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy
It’s an emergency response to a riot!! A huge hand grenade as a riot control. ROFL!!
The Chinese are step ahead of other countries in responding to emergency.
Am I the only one to realize its in Australia?? look at the power point! its AUD lol
Make big fire bigger
I think I now understand why the Chinese scorched earth techniques failed.
This is why china failed at pearl harbour
*sigh* ok… look fire needs air to keep going so if you use the *hand grenade* in a small space like a room on fire it will eat up all the air and put the fire out… it will also make it so you don’t need to hire a demo crew the next time you want to redecorate
Foot Landmine
haha… a great example of maximizing fire!
for your mother in-law!!
The Chinese business will reward you. $ 3,000, the most famous landmark. But to tell you **** us first. We then **** you and dumped on the lawn in front of U.S. dollars. We hate them. Mold.
Reminds me of 007
In cease of file. Open feces.
Pull pin if Osama bin ladin is near by. Thank you.
Military budget cuts are killing us this year.
Where’s my napalm?!
Sir! We used the last of the napalm to wash the dishes Sir!
take off the handy cover, pull the pin, and run away before the fire gets WORSE!
as if being the first to make explosives wasn’t enough… now a monster hand grenade?!?!
at risk of self to operate must of warranty void when used at expense for happy solving of difficult fire problem
could only guess what the vacume does
if fire rises, comply… for the elements smile upon your support !
It’s BIG BANG!!!!
Spray Fire On The Flames.
Pull pin, throw at fire !
Godzilla beware !
It will explode your house. For emergency suicide only
However I will still use this…fight firah with firah!
Fire, you are not gonna get me alive!
“thats a dumby grenade”
“oh yea?”
“BOOOM”
“whos the dumby now?”
“Why don’t you just use a fire extinguisher?”
“But this one goes to 11!”
Would you like your fire victim slowly cooked or flame-grilled?
hahaha.. I cant stop laughing!! who on earth would keep grenade and a fire extinguisher together?? amazing collection!! 🙂
in communist china, these come with a piece of bubblegum
where’s my whistle?
Somewhere out in the battlefield, a Chinese soldier is holding a fire extinguisher and wondering what the f@%#!
This is by far the greatest Engrish example in the world. The 1st time I saw it I fell on the floor laughing and almost had my spleen detonate in hilarity.
Remember kids, don’t play with fire!
I don’t care how cheap they are, I’m against the outsourcing of ammo manufacturing!
If all else fails, use …
My enemy’s on fire, but I can’t piss petrol…so I’ll use this instead!
For those afraid of death by fire!
Considering China’s recent history of explosives manufacturing prowess. Producing exploding chairs, monitors, PCs, sewers, coinage, and even watermelons. This may be an accurate translation.
For a follow-up video, check FailBlog.
One has to hope that Chinese people never actually learn English.
That’s Fire Extinguisher!
I’m afraid where they put the “fire extinguisher” sign.
Gosh the westerners are bad at translating Chinese. For Gods sake just do it word for word: put out! fire! bottle!
Technically, a grenade could blow out a fire…