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In case of emergency, pull pin, count to three and run like hell!
In case of rebel attack.
Fire in the hose!!
That’s a hand grenade for King Kong-but lucky for us he is illiterate.
Incase there’s no fire.
if happens well blow out for Red Adair only use
“One… two… FIVE!”
“Three, sir!”
“THREE!”
The Chinese have this thing about making bad situations worse.
Doesn’t always put out the fire but it sure eliminates incompetent firemen
Just add fire and stupidity.
Because extinguishing the fire just isn’t fun anymore…
In case of fire, don’t panic. It could be worse.
In china, we fight fire with fire…
well, at least we know that no-one’ll screw with the pin
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch made in China.
“Hand Grenades, for when setting things alight is not as fun as what it used to be”
For the Joker in you…
Have you seen our line of hand-lotion, hand-luggage and hand-bags?
Um, about that package of, uh, fire extinguishers we sent you… You haven’t been using them, have you? … Oh dear.
as a soldier: don’t we already have enough heavy crap to carry?
Of course you should fight fire with fire, you should fight everything with fire.
Prank fire extinguishers have gone too far.
Monty Python would be proud.
If you can’t fight fires, make em.
I was wandering what’s with that recall on Chinese made fire extinguishers…
There is something strange going on here…
Hey this is WAY too big to fit in your hand! There is no way that can be a “Hand” Grenade!
Good thing I noticed what was wrong with this picture, huh?
firefighters at the ready one.. two.. three.. throw hit the deck!!!!!!
For when putting the fire is just too hard, just blowing the building out!
…and they call ACTUAL hand grenades pop rocks…
please… use it incase there’s no fire!!
ha! fire in hole!!
hand grenades, convientiently located naext to your mother in law’s room.
Hah! You send nuclear fuses to Taiwan? We send big surprise to you!
Ad for terrorists:
The hand grenade now comes with a new look and a new ..err… size!
I don’t even want to know what their fire extinguishers look like..
I don’t think my hand is big enough for that grenade
Also works as a head basher…
Specially made for worst-case scenarios.
Wonder what they posted on the Fire Hydrant: RPGs?
For those who are dyslexic and on fire…
Instructions:
1. Pull the Pin.
2. Aim the nozzle toward the fire.
3. Proceed to douse and eliminate flames using former self.
Great designing, pulls in more fire and kills you with the explosion. JUST GREAT.
you just can’t have too much fun dear…
Contained thing under much pressure, please restrain from the acts of horseplay in the location of all safety hand grenades. Yours safety is our biggest concerning action. Thank you
Shoot if in a shark’s mouth.
“I put the fires out”
“YOU MADE THEM WORSE!”
“worse? or better?”
Chuck was starting to think his novelty fire extinguishers were just one more bad idea–until the day he received a call from a member of Falun Gong.
Just Do It.
noone will notice.
I wonder what the fire alarm does? 😀
Crap. Wrong pin.