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China’s innovative solution to the overpopulation problem.
… meanwile on the front lines…
Yes, but this hand grenade is different. I’s a holy hand grenade.
“Consult the Book of Armaments.”
“Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty-one.”
I am more concerned with how they are labeling grenades.
The fire hoses were labeled “Missile Launcher” and the fire trucks were labeled “Tank of much destructions”.
So this is where the mythbusters get their explosives.
Nothing stops a fire like the room collapsing. 8D
anyone notice the socket outlet is upside down
The Holy S*** Two-Hand Grenade of Antioch
What you don’t see is this is in a high quality casino. Even trying to put out the fire is a gamble.
and this is why we have firemen all over the city……..well….. parts any way…
In cases of rebel attacks.
“Look, a hand grenade!”
“Get it and use it!”
“1, 2, 3, fire!! Huh? I did pull the pin…”
They have an emergency flame thrower in the bathroom
So is there a grenade in the other corner with a sign that says “fire extinguisher?”
1) Pull this pin
2) Counted the 3
3) You will no wronger see any fi-ya
I wonder what little treasure they put under the “Fire Ax” sign.
Interestingly enough, we never needed a “No Smoking” sign here.
Aim, point, and shoot!
“Hand Pomegranate Ball”
It has a pin and a lever, so it must be a hand grenade! Obviously.
More than you wanted to know about hand grenades.
Smokin.
every home needs at least one of this
encouriging terroism since 2003!
Once you pull the pin, Mr Fire Extinguisher is no longer your friend…
ok this isn’t funny, some1 took the grenade and replaced with a freaking fire extinguisher… goddamnit…
This has to be Bombay!
The Pin is mightier than the sword!
in event of stress, it tugs the needle and depresses the switch
it aims a tube at source of heat. it does not display tube to others
wait…………we use this on fires?
All your Hand Grenades are belong to us.
“here here!Take this!It will put out the fire on your pants!
*BOOM*
“I should of used the bathroom one last time before coming to work today.”
I wonder what Homeland Security would say about that thing…
Terrorist: DAMMIT I FORGOT MY GRENADES ON THE PLANE!! …HEllo, what’s this?
In Sov–err, China, fire puts out YOU!!!
When the fire goes up, the building goes up with it.
So if I can’t save myself or the building then you must all die…..
for the kamikaze fire fighter in everyone
Put out fires…destroy the enemy.
Talk about multitasking!
The best part is knowing that someone has probably tried to use it as a hand grenade
donate some to terrorist countries.. i don’t think they’d mind.. fire in the hole!!!
Should also be labeled “fire escape”.
I do not know if it was the dier mellhores that you did.
🙂
The number of the counting shall be three, no more, no less…
Does anyone know how this mistake was made?
They were out of “Fire Extinguisher” signs at Chang’s Sign-O-Rama.
Every solution can also double as a problem in China…
Silly China,They have no idea what ther Doing Wrong !?!
China’s weapons are getting bigger and bigger. I think they have already produced Nuclear Fire Crackers.
Never seen a handgranade that size, but I ask myself, who wants to pull the pin??????????????????????