Can you feel the passion?

Okay, honey, I’ve disinfected my private parts…now let’s DO IT!

Love is: clean

Orbit for your bits

…but we’re just gonna get dirty again.

uh, is this because I picked up herpes at the market?

Do not use if tamper-proof seal has lipstick on it.

Plastic quarantine tents? Oh god you’re so anal.

*passionate noises*……..”Wait….have you used the Disinfected?!”

Because nothing spoils the mood faster than germy parts!

*turns it on the back*

Or man on man. Which ever you prefer.

Because love doesn’t always have to be gooey and sweaty.

I wonder what happens when they get dirty…

it helps cleanse you of those, one nighters!

Get those alcohol wipes the hell away from my fireman!

OMG! Buy this product…..I can’t wait for Sanatize!!!

cleanliness is next to oh-my-god-liness

Show her you really care: disinfect her today.

All right, I’ve boiled my shaft and you’ve sterilized your tunnel, now let’s do it!

For the obsessive-compulsive lovers…

Mmmm… lemony…

Monk would love this…..

great gift for your parents… gets rid of cobwebs better than the vaccum!!

I would call it disaffected..

Where can my wife get a bag of that stuff?

Limited Warranty!

“Disinfected” – to bring out the germ-phobia in your lover…eeewww

is that sorta like the morning after pill for STDs?

I know I’m Hot

Finally, safe sex you can count on!

i don’t wash with any other brand. or lubrication. or topical ointment. whatever the hell this stuff is used for.

if you don’t think you’re clean enough already, this is for you

I can make that myself

Disinfected and it feels so good, disinfected ’cause we understood …..

I has to put this on?!! where’s my hand grenade!!!!!!

Disinfection guaranteed