Comes with ammo and catsup…

…the only food you can play with

Organically Modified Helicopter

A: what you get when you order enough Big Macs.

Now kids in the poor countries will only get ONE present for xmas, darnit.

Tasty! and only available at your local 7-11 !

Check the expiration date before buying…..

That must be an alien chopper – it’s organic! 😀

Your kid will love it — if he can wrestle it away from the dog.

“The CDC quarantined Santa’s Workshop after an outbreak of airborne salmonella yesterday…”

The downside? Bursts into flames upon impact.
The upside? Delicious barbecue!

Worrisome that it coincides with a sudden dip in hobo sightings.

Our helicopters are free range!

And for the vegetarians try our tofu and plastic line!

High school lunch menu: Monday- meat and plastic, Tuesday- veggies and styrofoam.

See we put the label on the wrong toy–Meat and Plastic was what we were going to put on the Pamela Anderson action figure.

So now the happy meal and the happy meal toy are the same thing?

“And today a police helicopter was eaten today by eagles and sharks. The animals were heard saying “mmm… tastes like beef” when fleeing the scene today.”

did someone eat the damn steering again? OH SHI-

and I’m sure I like it!

I prefer the Angus Airplane myself

Includes: clip-on condiment missile assortment!

Warning: May contain flecks of bone and other choking hazards.

Can I have my helicopter medium rare?

I wonder what the cop cars are made of?

Brought to you by the fine folks at McDonald’s

Be sure to check the expiration date first before enjoying.

because it doesnt come with any batteries…..

And there are different editions for this Helicopter… There’s “Baked Meat and Plastic” “Grilled Meat and Plastic” and of course the popular “Fried Meat and Plastic”, collect them all!

Rotisserie Chicken-cycle coming soon!

Fast food delivery???

The Breakfast of Transformers!

Meat & Plastic eh? I think that’s the name of a place where
you can get a sex change……

“mmmm, pork choppers.”

Wow. A toy and road kill all in the same box. Now that’s a Redneck Happy Meal!

Stop playing with your helicopter and eat it.

Answer to the eternal question … “Where’s the beef?”

Comes with barbeque sauce for better flavor.

It spins meat…

Now with extra melamine!

They’re dog walking toys… you’ve never seen them?

(p.s where are all the good Asian Heavy Meat bands gone?)

Wal Mart must have sold them all that Teriyaki Beef Jerky…

Yum?

Cool- fast food that delivers itself!

refridgerate after opening…

New and fresh and just in time for the holidays from your friends at SOYLENT GREEN!

First it was lead now its meat? Man they really dont know how to make them like they used to!

Meat and Plastic? Fantastic!

the most delicious toy you’ll ever buy

May want to get some RC anti lust spray to prevent ya from liking it TOO much. Just in case.

hmm, a helicopter made out of meat and plastic, this brings a whole new meaning to the word “meatspin” 😮

NEW!
NOW WITH MEAT SPINNER!