In hate? Be dry?
posted on 29 Jul 2008 in Drinks
He’ll thank you for it…
Photo courtesy of Christopher Chester.
Found in Japan.
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Arg! Econo-sized lube.
I’m in love with my “apple juice” too much…
How about we just make some juicy love!
That’s what she said!!!
tastes like…. cherry!
i thought I tasted apple! You cheating son of a #$%@!
….Says the actress to the priest
Make love? Canned semen!
Why not…
You find relationship advice in the weirdest places…
so does that mean I have to squeeze my own– nevermind…
So, if you’re juicy that means you’re in love. Then, what are you if you’re fruity???
drinkin juice while taking a dump.. thats “LOVEly”
it must be ovulating…
Just don’t squirt it everywhere
Excerpt from chapter one of, ‘Witicisms from a sex physician’. Available now in HARDcover.
I don’t know what it is. I think its for women.
Nothing like some coffee creamer laced with ecstasy to MAKE LOVE JUICY.
I’m sure your lover will suck all the juice out of your mouth.