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gotta love this much, yes?!
Well, fook yew too, ya meen old bastage!
Sniff, Sniff, Sobb.
it’s my mothers house
This is just the sign on the gate. Imagining what is posted on the door…
“If you comings inn this closest presence, I hate all of you ever more with hits on head with wood. Snakes of bad will fall on you with unpleasant moods. I jump on you and make bad noise. Go away to other place. I hate you twice now.
Trick or Trea………..Oh hello officer.
Every Halloween we get calls from parents.
“All your base are belong to us!!!”
Someone needs a time-out!
No yuu listen to mee, I call police too catch yuu!! LOL
:D… I still think you need a hug, neighbor! He…-Hey, watcha doin there, with that bat, friend? wh-why you be getting so close? hey, wait- NO, NO!- AAAGGHHH- *drop*
Always a warm welcome in Malaysia…
…and this sign was voted Most Paranoid!
We see you notice you know you don’t say we go away we no leave you can’t do nothing!!!! D:
couldn’t he just write: don’t disturb- private property?
this mine howse, i hate you any
Sew mom, Charwies chakolat Factowie is no wonger habing visitors?
So THIS is where Sean Penn’s been hiding out…
uh, dad……?
But Ringo!!!!!!
Is this how they say “Mi casa es su casa” in Malay?
Putting up signs is like arguing on the internet.
Even if you win, you still can’t spell.
Maybe i should move out of that neighborhood.
laugh all you want, you know you feel the same way sometimes! LOL
Can I push the button please (>_<)
ok….I was going to say that you just won the ten million dollar lotto, but I suppose I’m going to give it to the hobo next door….
Haha, bangolow, I want me one of them.
Cheeze nips? Please want some scout cookies?
owner: i wate you u mosterstand naaawn ooway
p.s: yuuuu moom pantiiiies no geeet baack
Hi, this is Ray from Malaysia and I have the story behind this image.
http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/769188
The woman who lives there is insane… she went crazy after her son’s death:
“she went cuckoo after her son died in a bus accident
the bus driver slept or something like that and hit the divider. her son flew out from the bus and died on the spot.”
I don’t condone blaming the rest of the world for your own personal tragedies but I am in awe of people who take misanthropy as far as this lady takes it.
Apparently she has the reputation for being kooky in her neighborhood.
“Joe’s custom made signs. Yes ma’am, how can I help you?”
i hate u too!!!,LOL
pls be careful. do you have hand grenade ? lol
I speak london very much
hey guys, remember that prank we played on the pope?
The man who never chilled…
But I haven’t even talked with the Mee!
mind if i came in??
I´d listen to Mee if I could find her
oh no.as malaysian, i feel horrible….
Those Jehovah’s Witnesses seem to upset everybody.
And don’t forget to take a flower on the way back to where you came!
But remember, I love you!
I have social phobias, too. I feel your pain.
Boys have given so funny coments raja omar must come to this site and read the remarks of naughty guys.
Does Simon Cowell have a Malaysian counterpart?
Translation: Get off my lawn you kids!
“I hate all of you.”
i having reason this my bungalow
u clear off !
Caution use while throw egging.