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Engrish for your dairy life
Preferably chocolate…
posted on 25 Apr 2008 in Chinglish
This is one of those times when even pie won’t work…
Photo courtesy of G.E.Witsoe/T.A.Jacobsen.
Found on a fireworks crate from China.
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Blow out the candles before using cake to handle crate.
Please bear in mind that the cake is a lie. Use extreme caution.
Danger – angry cake with hooks, provoked by fire……….. KEEP BACK 50 FEET.
So that rules out celebrating bob’s birthday during smoko….
I can open it though?
That’s Marie Antoinette’s solution for dealing with EVERYTHING
hurry up the cakes! this is heavy!
Tell that to the portal guy
i always wondered how to keep fire away, so its eighter this or hand grenades… china cant be a safe place to live if theres a fire
https://engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/
PSST I hid it in the cake
This is a fun game to play….
The cake is a lie!!!!
nothing better than putting fireworks in cake but I fail to see why they don’t allow us to add hooks to the mix.
Moving stuff is more expensive than I thought… *Grumbles as he goes to buy cake…*
These mail order brides are getting picky.
in a pinch could I use pie? and if so, where does baked alaska stand
dont forget to wear you protective party hat
So what happens if we get the File near it? (LINE 3 PEOPLE)
Alright men lather me with cake i am moving boxes today……
“Oh, Li, come on! Handling fireworks IS a piece of cake!”
I don’t cake.