Now drop and give me twenty, Tourist…
Photo courtesy of Matt Greenwood.
Found in China.
China is so advanced, telling us what’s happening, when it does.
The muggers move!
or else it gets the hose again
Then goes into my store!
THE LOCAL WIGGLES AROUND A BIT.
and it rubs the lotion on it’s skin.
Is that Napoleon Dynamite? XD
then the tourist hustles
The sun also rises.
Good tourist! Now roll over…
The tourist also sits, stands and dances if you give him treats afterwards.
Is this like a David Attenborough special “the tourist halts… whilst contemplating its next move.”
wonders if the guy wearing the “I make stuff up” T-shirt placed the sign there….
China is so advanced, telling us what’s happening, when it does.
The muggers move!
or else it gets the hose again
Then goes into my store!
THE LOCAL WIGGLES AROUND A BIT.
and it rubs the lotion on it’s skin.
Is that Napoleon Dynamite? XD
then the tourist hustles
The sun also rises.
Good tourist! Now roll over…
The tourist also sits, stands and dances if you give him treats afterwards.
Is this like a David Attenborough special “the tourist halts… whilst contemplating its next move.”
wonders if the guy wearing the “I make stuff up” T-shirt placed the sign there….