…or the guard shoots!

…or the guard shoots!

posted on 7 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

Now drop and give me twenty, Tourist…

 

Photo courtesy of Matt Greenwood.

Found in China.

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Sera
Sera
16 years ago

China is so advanced, telling us what’s happening, when it does.

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angelinadevilsshoes
angelinadevilsshoes
16 years ago

The muggers move!

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Mava
Mava
16 years ago

or else it gets the hose again

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swiper; your swipe r for we
swiper; your swipe r for we
16 years ago

Then goes into my store!

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stacy
stacy
16 years ago

THE LOCAL WIGGLES AROUND A BIT.

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stacy
stacy
16 years ago

and it rubs the lotion on it’s skin.

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Chiggy
Chiggy
16 years ago

Is that Napoleon Dynamite? XD

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Ghost08
Ghost08
16 years ago

then the tourist hustles

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SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
16 years ago

The sun also rises.

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LlamaLover
LlamaLover
15 years ago

Good tourist! Now roll over…

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Kitty
Kitty
15 years ago

The tourist also sits, stands and dances if you give him treats afterwards.

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intern
intern
14 years ago

Is this like a David Attenborough special “the tourist halts… whilst contemplating its next move.”

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krypto
krypto
14 years ago

wonders if the guy wearing the “I make stuff up” T-shirt placed the sign there….

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