Juice Bao baby!

Waiter! There’s a pubic hair in my Juice Bao!!!

But…I wanted to keep my colored big rubber emperor! T_T

When you not know what, deduction is sublime

Juice Bao buckle distant to join looks like big horny dark pickle

wait-i have to buckle my juice-boo !

Free colored rubber emperor off with the purchase of every juice bao! Today only!

Juice Bao is deducting and distant? Sounds like depression.

Pound for pound, the big rubber emperor is a much better buy.

however…the colored big rubber emporer will bounce back in no time

Why does the “Juice Bao deducts colored BIG rubber emperor” cost less than the normal “Juice Bao deducts rubber emperor?”

How the hell are you supposed to choose!!

You see, that’s how i like my food… reuberrish and belted!!!

There’s no emperor like rubber emperor! That one never tyres!

I hope that the rubber emperor isn’t the very guy, the husband of the empress which is cool to… er… have an intercourse with.

Who the hell is that Juice Bao? Someone controlling Ch*na from the shadows? He can deduct the Colored Rubber Emperor after all. And maybe a foreigner, since his buckle’s too far to join the party.

Big Rubber Emperror sounds like a name you give to a dildo!

– Just Juice Bao, please.

Colored Big Rubber Emperor prefers the term Big Rubber Emperor Of Color.

“So, Jimmy, how was China finally freed from the clutches of the Colored Big Rubber Emperor?”
“Uh, teacher…uh…was it because the emperor was deducted by the banned underground Juice Bao movement?”
“Correct. Now, what year did this happen?”
“Uh…er…I don’t know, ma’am.”
“Anybody else? … …. The test is on Wednesday, I hope you all study! If you took it now I don’t think anybody would pass!”