I should have upgraded to a ocean view room….

Good thing I brought a lot of rope with me on my vacation!

So also some antidepressents when you see…

You can check out any time you like, but you can’t never leave!

No thanks!!! I’m staying at the Happy Kiss Hotel.

Call a psychiatrist! Quick!

don t mind that mexcian by ur window he will be your chaffear

Don’t worry, i’ll manage. Just put them in proper body bags and send them to their families.

That will teach them to train Lemmings to paint instead of hiring painters

Most poorly-conceived strike ever.

does it count as hanging if your on the floor lol

You’ll love this hotel, dear, I hear all the workers are hung like painters!

Please tell me they don’t hang at night…

there must be some very depressed hotel workers who get shanked by the hotel. Good thing i packed ten hangmen’s neuses

Oh don’t worry! I sleep though anything!

Americans usually strike to get better benefits.

a hanging view. love life.

I guess they want to change the paint color to bloody red.

“What do you want to do today, honey?” “I don’t know…why don’t we just hang around at the hotel, see if anyone drops by, then maybe some window shopping. After, a Bloody Mary in the hotel bar?”

There will be a lot of suicides going on around you. Please don’t mind them.

An attempt at the world record for most voluntary deaths by hanging.

This is how they fire people in Thailand

coffins..coffins…coffins, AHHH!! I Forgot to bring my coffin w/ me!

finally, a room with a view

wait! the paint isnt that horrible! dont hang yourself!

I’m pleasantly surprised at how well-hung these hotel workers are. It’s really breath-taking.

NO!
When they got rid of the health insurance plan, all the painters that were on anti-depressants hung themselves!

THE HORROR!!!

we also sell umbrellas anti-suicidal men

Enjoy your stay.

Judge Roy Bean

hotel manager would also like to add that fun can be had when throw antidepressants into hotel cleaners mouths!
makes for fun games for all family!

This may inconvenience cause you for rotting body smell on balcony. Try not to breath while on balcony. This just part of cleaning process.

Emo painters are all the rage in Thailand, but you have to replace them constantly because their wrists run out of blood. But it’s worth it for that blood red color!

“Yessir! Its 1402 everywhere”

Enjoy luxury death.

No, THAT one’s Jenkins!

Re-Modeling to a horror theme

The Thailand Window Washer Massacre

Wonderful! see they are hosting their annual Goth Night! (now where did I put my fangs…)

“just hang in there buddy….NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT”

the unions will have a hey-day with this

and when u go back dont try to do this at home

they just hung around.

I wondered why they had little foil wrapped anti-depressants on my pillow

No noose is good noose!

Hanging yourself down to the floor means standing … Riiight?

Wait a minute…if they’re hanging themselves from the top of the hotel down to the ground, those must be some pretty tall workers.