I wouldn’t dare…

What’s sad is that I don’t think this is exactly engrish outside of the bad grammar…

But do feed it with your enemy’s private.

damn, now what do I do ? heaven knows there is no other way to lure a fish in china. chinese fishes have strange tastes. hmmm.

Short of ‘no peeing on the pond’

Isn’t that what we call BLOW fish?

Please to refraining from urinate on the aquatic life.
Much Thanks be to you.

It’s giving the fish herpes!

“hey mom look!”
“MY GOD JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
“I’m just–AAAIIIIEHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!”

once Taste is made for Private, Fish want many Private more.
Private also expensive, please to not feeding Fish of Private.

didnt u know already?

Private Johnson, what on Earth do you think your doing?!

being a girl, that would be challenging

No Lorena! Don’t throw it in there!!!

only with your conscripts

1. Oral Sex is Strictly Prohibited in Fish Culture.

2. The Fish Brothel is Two Ponds Over.

3. They Bite.

Keep your rod and bobbers to yourself!

No problem Buddy!

the piranhas aren’t here. yet.

You could get crabs.

DAMN!

A toe or two will do.

the fish say their MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

Has this been an issue?

that not wrong….ok…it is….oh will im still doing it :0

oh look at the splash. someone just dipped his private in it..

Well, can I feed them with my Sergeant, then?

put your pole away

it will spoil the fish’s diet

so should i give them the coconuts or the nice long banana

Cast it more than once and your playing with it.

Sorry, Sergeant Snorkel, you’ll have to dump Beetle Bailey in some other pool.

I’m looking at you Troy McClure…

I always do the opposite of what people tell me…

This, is the exception…

This problem is so rampant it needs a sigh?

Only pubic stuff, then …