I wouldn’t dare…

Incase of Piranhas…

Was there a lot of this happening?

No fishing with the soldiers they do everything better. You guys are just filthy.

Theres always someone trying to spoil your fun.

” but daad, i got a long private…”

Feed only with your Public.

Say, how do you attach a fish hook to this one?

use your crotch instead.

i guess i tied this line and hook to my penis for no reason…

“But I got a perfectly good weener here!”

…So then that’s not a worm I see floating there?

but mine has a hook shape!

Mine has a harpoon launcher!

Mine includes a fishnet!

When you think about it, it makes total sense.

Feed them something with some real meat on it instead

UCK! GROSS!!!

Once a fish gets the taste for human private…

So this is how your hard-core commi thinks!

I’ll try, but no promises

We really wouldn’t want to intimidate the fish with our giant winkies now would we?

what in the hell else will I use???

You never know what some zoophilic creep might try.

I wonder if someone actually tried it before…hmmm

What experience made them put up this sign??

The Chinese means “do not feed the fish with your own food”

Funny… there’s a rod but no reel.

Good thing I wasn’t thinking about doing it…

Feed them with less important body parts in stead.

DAMN! this place WAS alot of fun!

ther are all just a bunch of fun suckers, arn’t they?

They’d only put a warning if someone has already done it. OW!! X(

Wow! The guy who pulled that one off must have been endowed AND coordinated!

Only with your Sergants.

I bet Steve-O would.

Oh… well. I wonder if the bear exhibit is still open?

Great! Next they’ll be telling me not to feed the geese with my butt cheeks! >:(

They were nice until the waters started to get dirty…

LOL – with your private

He is sleeping with the fishes.

But I ran out of the dildo lures…

Hey, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

OUCH. Too late.

Brings a whole new meaning to “Lets take a dip”.

We have been reporting mermaid infestations so please do what the sign says.

They’re just trying to keep Luca Brasi away. (He sleeps with the fishes.)

fish: mmmmmmmmmmmmm sausage!!!

Seems maybe this was the real end of Private Ryan.

What if I have more than one?

but WHY?! ive ALWAYS fed the fishies with my private!!!