Ten times less creepy than the kid who ate my fingernails…

You know it’s a sad day when cannibals have to advertise.

Noodles not good enough eh?

I start at your fingertips…

Well thanks but I have a loofah.

But that’s the best part of the fried chicken ;.;

I give you head start then I remove blindfold

japanibal

A dramatic expression of love from Asia.

I drink your milkshake!!!!

Ok, you get the skin as long as I get the kindey.

You stole my job!

The evil Stlok has assumed the form of a child… Fortunately, the warning labels are a dead giveaway.

That black band over his eyes isn’t for identity protection, it’s to keep him from paralyzing you with fear so he can skin you!! O.o

Not so Silence of the Lambs.

STLOK!

I know Stlok, it’s a great band.