You’ll block traffic

You’ll block traffic

posted on 26 Jun 2007 in Chinglish

Those committing suicide will be severely punished…

Photo courtesy of “KK @_@”.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Long Tom
Long Tom
13 years ago

Ha! Ha! You can’t execute me because I’m standing right here!

Fatty
Fatty
13 years ago

Think of the children!

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
13 years ago

TO BAD…CLICK CLICK BOOM!!!!!!

LoneWolf-Feeling Random
LoneWolf-Feeling Random
13 years ago

Cop: Sorry sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to revive yourself and I’ll see you in court
Dead Guy: Oh for Christ’s sake, kill me now
Cop: Not here and now you don’t or it’s a Death Long sentence for you pal

FatKenney
FatKenney
13 years ago

The red zone is for nonfatal injuries only.

Kim
Kim
13 years ago

eh…dying over there? Not so much bad.

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-
13 years ago

dying wil bee punished by the deth penalty.

coffeebot
coffeebot
13 years ago

It puts the cadaver in the basket…

Alexz
Alexz
13 years ago

Actually the chinese also says so….

alez
alez
13 years ago

maybe they have connections up there…you know where… and then they can fix an extra punishment… you know more heat and whipping

Jezz
Jezz
13 years ago

POOR M.P.H(Mad People Hospital) people

Sequoia
Sequoia
13 years ago

Okay! I’m dead! Come kill me again now!

beth
beth
13 years ago

maybe they mean PAINTING?

blueyyy
blueyyy
13 years ago

what you gonna do? arrest me?

John
John
13 years ago

Delay sudden impulse to die. Wait to better timing. Think of the love one!

NOCOMMENT
13 years ago

“The Bad Guys Are After Us!!! Quick, TO THE NO DYING ZONE!!!”

Kiwi
Kiwi
13 years ago

If you’re gonna die, go right over there.

Dermot
Dermot
13 years ago

Thanks to this, I will no longer be getting any 2nd hand death from others.

Brett
Brett
13 years ago

Ah, that just killed my buzz. Would be much funnier if it wasn’t a correct translation… I’m guessing this is the work of anti-government grafiti artists. After seeing photos and videos of public executions in China, I can’t blame them.

racist park
racist park
13 years ago

Believe it or not, it means the same in Chinese.

Alex
Alex
13 years ago

Dying over there is just fine.

Nate
13 years ago

i bet some punk kids gunna come along and die there on purpose just to screw with you

Explorer09
Explorer09
13 years ago

I can’t die right here, but I can die somewhere else. There are many places in Taipei to die. (e.g. the MRT)

我不能”就地”死亡,但我還可以在其他地方死。在台北有很多可以死的地方。 (例如,捷運)

loserbeep
loserbeep
13 years ago

Oh no, I just died there. Now what are you gonna do? Give me a ticket?

KnthC
KnthC
13 years ago

But anywhere else is fine!

Kwan
Kwan
13 years ago

Strangest thing? It actually translates the Chinese words very accurately.

liam1224
liam1224
13 years ago

Please die somewhere else…

C
C
13 years ago

It looks like it is written in blood! lol :o)

Jospeh Cubito
13 years ago

I cling on to listening to the news bulletin talk about getting free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the top site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i find some?

takatomon
takatomon
13 years ago

it’s like the ambulance chaser commercials say…

“if YOU or anyone you know has suffered DEATH or injury, you may be entitled to compensation…”

takatomon
takatomon
13 years ago

i’m not quite dead yet
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that mean taking a nape here is out of the question?
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i’d die over there, but the view’s so much nicer here
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but if someone’s already dead, it’s cool? right?
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please use convenient suicide cubicle at place of dog food factory
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1st rule of real estate? location! location! location!

Artemis
Artemis
13 years ago

In China they have more ways and places to die!

“In soviet Russia, death prohibits you!”

honeypie
honeypie
13 years ago

It was done by a young graffiti artist in Taipei, in quasi-Banksy style, definitely not a “real” warning sign.

Reuben
Reuben
12 years ago

you are not allowed to die here dead people will be fined.

raven
raven
12 years ago

This is actually not a Chinglish! It’s a Chiniese funny sign. similar to “touching wire causes instant death and 200 dollar fine”.
This sign says that if you commit suicide, your family will be fined.

Long Tom
Long Tom
12 years ago

In other words, criminals cannot be executed at this spot.

amanda
amanda
12 years ago

Please die elsewhere, fank you

JohnZ
JohnZ
12 years ago

Die here and you are dead!

Gerson
Gerson
12 years ago

Violation punishable by death!

iLock
iLock
12 years ago

Bad comediens stay away!

Henry A
12 years ago

Severe penalties apply for unlawful dying on this spot! XD

snackycakez
snackycakez
12 years ago

They probably just stone you to life.

GodJesus
GodJesus
11 years ago

Dying is forbidden. The punishment: execution.

If you die in this spot, we’ll kill you!

Davey8
Davey8
11 years ago

Can I at least pass out from blood loss?

BradLin
BradLin
11 years ago

It’s not Egrish precisely. The English translation means exactly the same thing.

zortharg
zortharg
11 years ago

Dying right here is strictly prohibited.

This way to the dalek. ->

Edvyle
Edvyle
10 years ago

So if u die right there, you get death penalty for that?

QuantumDeconstructor
QuantumDeconstructor
10 years ago

Okay, so im guessing if you die here you will be thrown in prison or something, maybe even an asylum

QuantumDeconstructor
QuantumDeconstructor
10 years ago

I’m guessing that maybe you’ll be sent to death row or an asylum if you violate this rule…

KirbyMario12345
KirbyMario12345
10 years ago

Dying is prohibited? Must be the Houses of Parliament! (apparently, you can go to prison for dying there)

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