You’ll block traffic

You’ll block traffic

posted on 26 Jun 2007 in Chinglish

Those committing suicide will be severely punished…

Photo courtesy of “KK @_@”.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
15 years ago

would be funny if it wasn’t at a nursing home

HeyThereItsEric
HeyThereItsEric
15 years ago

Step three feet to the left and stand still.

Mothra
Mothra
15 years ago

You see, that’s where the dog’s food bowl is…..

Kelly
Kelly
15 years ago

the paint they used is actually blood

Emu
Emu
15 years ago

What’re you gonna do about it, kill me?

nick
nick
15 years ago

You are in grave danger if you do

Amy H.
Amy H.
15 years ago

But dying left may be excused with just a small fine.

sycareus
sycareus
15 years ago

if you get shot, please crawl away

Panthera
Panthera
15 years ago

God will know..!

anonymous
anonymous
15 years ago

Not really Chinglish, because the Chinese character means “Dying right here is strictly prohibited” too. Nonetheless it is really strange to have such notice.

I would suspect too many people commited suicide there.Is it the roof of a tall building that too many people jumped down from there?

HI
HI
15 years ago

ATTENTION: if you plan to die- please do so in our NO DYING ZONE

Vikki
Vikki
15 years ago

Can I die over there if I can’t die right here? Or here… or here… Oh I’ll just go over to the next carpark if I can’t die here…

craplo
craplo
15 years ago

Well, if you insist…

Jane
Jane
15 years ago

ok…i’ll die one meter to the right then…

Danika
Danika
15 years ago

Where would you like us to die?

Spenny
15 years ago

Fine, I’ll just go over there then!

SaintE
SaintE
15 years ago

So this where the grim reaper cant go! Finally! Ifound it!!!

Grady
Grady
15 years ago

Me go bye bye

Anonymous
Anonymous
15 years ago

“You there! You can’t die there. Didn’t you read the sign? Go die
somewhere else!”

blue
blue
15 years ago

If you feel dead, please remove yourself from our death-defying vicinity.

SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
15 years ago

violators will be subject to -uhhhh ?

adr
adr
15 years ago

…but suffering terribly is allowed, if only at your own risk.

dropkickmurphy
15 years ago

so if the mafia chases you just stand there, its like safe zones in tag.

mmmmwwwwwwwww
mmmmwwwwwwwww
15 years ago

Well, its not actually engrish/chinglish because they actually meant to say that (I know chinese). But its still funny as hell!

Those who die right here will be shot on sight.

Ian Leo
Ian Leo
15 years ago

City Ordinance No. 912. Fine of not less than $20 but not more than $500. Imprisonment of not less than 1 day but not more than 2 years. Please be a law abiding citizen.

Wes
Wes
15 years ago

Dying here is strictly prohibited, deceased will be shot, survivorswil be shot again.

Mimi
Mimi
15 years ago

die here and we kill you

MidgetSoW
15 years ago

Violators will be resuscitated.

Lauren
15 years ago

Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

pech
pech
15 years ago

What? No dying here?!? You won’t let me die here? What do you want me to do? Live? Fine then! I’ll live, but I’m holding you responsible! This is all your fault!

Max
Max
15 years ago

Am I allowed to agonize?

Max
Max
15 years ago

am I allowed to agonize there at least? =S

I R Speak Engrish
I R Speak Engrish
15 years ago

but… but… I WANNA!!!!! *cries*

alvaro-1
alvaro-1
15 years ago

Amnesty clause:
for those who change mind later, forgiving available only if is go dies elsewhere.

SergeantJack
SergeantJack
15 years ago

Violators will be revived, moved, and killed again.

Sophia
Sophia
15 years ago

This reminds me of a sign I saw in the Caribean:
“Do not urinate here please”
With an arrow pointing down!

Tdog
Tdog
15 years ago

blocking a fire exit is punishable by a $10,000 fine and 30 days in prison.

Comer
15 years ago

Body will be towed at owners expense.

:o)

Anonymous
Anonymous
15 years ago

If you plan to die, please do so in the presence of a certified dying professional. Unaccompanied death is strictly prohibited. Dying within the death-free zone will result in prosecution and is punishable by death.

limo
limo
15 years ago

Pssh, over my dead body!

Jacob
Jacob
15 years ago

Well communism has a great frickin sense of humor!

Men of USA are super best fun!
Men of USA are super best fun!
15 years ago

…This is blind place of God! Spirit of your will not peace and find restful!

Men of USA are super best fun!
Men of USA are super best fun!
15 years ago

Find your new place and go to dying there. Here is place of life.

Tango
Tango
15 years ago

Strange enough, that’s exactly what it says in chinese. Nothing lost in translation…

slow leopard
slow leopard
15 years ago

it’s obviously done by graffiti artists. you can see the spray paint and the lines crossing some of the letters, letters were cut out of a board.
can’t believe many people here take it for real, it works well i guess.

slow leopard
slow leopard
15 years ago

by the way, Taiwan is not a place for communism.

munchy365
15 years ago

Punishment includes fines of up to $1,000,000 and even death.

annie
annie
15 years ago

Failure to meet this standard could result in a possible death penalty.

Belbe
Belbe
15 years ago

The free death zone is two blocks that way.

Justin
15 years ago

The penalty is death.

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