Hot Dogs Anyone?

this explains the flea collar in my ‘beef’

first the dolphins and now man’s best freind… will those Chinese never feel FULL?

Next I be baking my cat.

Just dont ask for the shepards pie

Soylent Brown

San choy bow wow

Any recipes included?

Order the extra large size for Roast Rottweiler.

…but the dog LOOKS happy…

free with purchase, chinese cookbook “101 ways to wok your dog”.

… and then when mine’s done, I’ll be cooking your dog.

I knew that wasn’t chicken!

Step 1: Place dog treats in the oven.

What part of the dog is in my hot dog?!

Poodles on noodles and schnauzers in schnitzels can be made with this oven cook for.

comes with a cook book “20 Ways to Wok Your Dog”

save tongue for breakfast

But I love my dog… 🙁

Truth in advertising, Taiwan style.

Taiwan version of …. “Send money or the dog gets it in the …”, er, gets broiled.

They may be mans best friend, but a man can’t have friends if they’re hungry!

It even comes with little gas valves

“Dog free with purchase”

I guess I need to get the revised cook book “50 ways to wok your dog”

but wait there’s more!
buy w/in the next 5 mins and you’ll receive your dog free of charge!

delicious dog taste!! recipe invented a hundred’ year a go! plus bit of dog fur so savory make me happy all day long! be happy! eat dog!

Ohh.. the shi tzu looks so cute…

I wonder what’s for dinner….

Worst hobby ever.

Spot… It’s what’s for dinner!

Will it also fit newborn babies?

hi can i have some… fried fur **

The dog inside that oven looks like a large bun. Hmmmmm….

Excuse me sir, but there’s a collar in my soup.

Hey kids it’s time for Chow!

Get 1 free Pooch in a Pouch with every MicroWoof Purchase.

The much anticipated sequel to “murdering my dog”

when i said save the cows i didn’t mean feed me my dog

Finally, a legalised way for serial murderers and generally depraved people to torture animals

Convenient pre-set cooking times for various breeds!

Buy now and get free Tom Jones CD album

are they really sure those dogs are really hot, does it come along with a roasting stick, poor dog! if they can only read!

Ah look at her, bless her, so hungry from seeing herself cook

See also our other products,
Hungry Hungry for Hamster(hamster included)
Wheel of Torture(18 +)

Dog is not just for Christmas. Some is left over for new year.

a chicken holds up a sign that says “eat more puppy”

Warning: not all dogs work with this product. Try bigger size for bigger dogs!

Eww…there’s like, a COLLAR in my canned meat…and there’s also a…yuck. Eyeball…=shudder=

I love dogs! They are so tasty.

Well, at least now I know what that wedding present is for.