We probably don’t sell drugs or black market organs…
Trinity
16 years ago
“Timmy, could you go get me some groceries?”
Melanie
16 years ago
Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I’m hunting tomatoes…
Betelgeuse
16 years ago
Haven’t anyone say to them what ‘suspicious’ mean???
Kevin Is Azn
16 years ago
Ask for “special deliveries.”
MEE
16 years ago
shopper: “How much is one tomato?”
store keeper: “It very cheap. Half just a kidney!”
I R Speak Engrish
16 years ago
omg, the chinese Scooter Mafia is in there!
alvaro-1
16 years ago
all price stickers end with ‘x4’……
alvaro-1
16 years ago
x4 in cinglish ofcouse
SergeantJack
16 years ago
You have to keep an eye on those store detectives.
Tdog
16 years ago
The sun is watching for cops
Slipperywhenfrosty
16 years ago
damn,..I actually wanted to get to the particularly peculiar store, I think i lost my way
Walter
16 years ago
Hmmm… it could be a front for something?
Anonymous
16 years ago
It knows where you sleep.
that_guy
16 years ago
Where you can buy Fire Extinuguisher Hand Grenades, Various taste pizza with questionable origin soda, water salad and painapple candy. Oh, and canned bottled water?
sister_nyx
16 years ago
Herr’s Angles warecome.
hasteroth
16 years ago
You forgot Fresh Herpes and Relax and Reflesh Lemon flavoured drink.
that_guy
16 years ago
Sorry… oh, and mocha blend coffee too.
Very Suspicious Market – a division of Ye Olde Creep Shop!
FLO
16 years ago
Its definitely your everyday market
Rasmus_dk
16 years ago
So suspicious that it went on The Graham Norton Show :p
*pssst!* will that be paper… or plastic *wink-wink*
Jerry Meandering
16 years ago
No… This is NOT Dr. Evil’s Super Secret Hideout! Go away.
Belbe
16 years ago
I hope they don’t notice us!
Joseph
16 years ago
Somehow, this reminds me of Paper Mario.
BarneyYeeha
16 years ago
Lie detectors are not allowed inside
Miles24
16 years ago
From the creators of the Suspectful White Utility Van
Jamie Brannon
16 years ago
@ that_guy
you forgot all the different coffe-in-a-can’s
Jamie Brannon
16 years ago
in al seriousness, this is where the best villians go to shop.
StillWaiting
16 years ago
“Of COURSE we don’t sell drugs!…. Why do you ask? *shifty*”
the 9 lives of trouble
16 years ago
don’t ever let your guard down in this place – EVER
Justice
16 years ago
The ultimate test for shoplifters.
Seamus
16 years ago
You might not know which product contains melamine
TJ
16 years ago
That sun sure looks happy. Maybe a little, too happy…
rosie
16 years ago
there’s a triad meeting place in the dairy isle.
DeanAckles
15 years ago
Some of these Engrish stuff is so hilarious it makes me think that someone is faking some of them… NO WAY! It’s all real dammit. Nobody can account for the various translational mishaps that happens in Asia
Lindsey
15 years ago
Hmm, I wonder if that’s where pedophiles go to hone their skills.
NeoGunKu
15 years ago
I don’t trust that smiling sun.
Ghost08
15 years ago
is this where the thung and/or criminals hang out–because i too am a thug and/or criminal
A Person
15 years ago
This supermarket is up to no good…
Emma
15 years ago
You can buy all sorts of weopons of mass destruction here!
Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding.
The sun on the board… It’s almost like it’s STARING at me!
Suspicious herbs? What where…?
Open every day except Friday the 13th
say it with me.. .bo-de-gas.
Don’t ask what’s in the meat pies.
Ask for a five finger discount
Definitely a drug store.
We probably don’t sell drugs or black market organs…
“Timmy, could you go get me some groceries?”
Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I’m hunting tomatoes…
Haven’t anyone say to them what ‘suspicious’ mean???
Ask for “special deliveries.”
shopper: “How much is one tomato?”
store keeper: “It very cheap. Half just a kidney!”
omg, the chinese Scooter Mafia is in there!
all price stickers end with ‘x4’……
x4 in cinglish ofcouse
You have to keep an eye on those store detectives.
The sun is watching for cops
damn,..I actually wanted to get to the particularly peculiar store, I think i lost my way
Hmmm… it could be a front for something?
It knows where you sleep.
Where you can buy Fire Extinuguisher Hand Grenades, Various taste pizza with questionable origin soda, water salad and painapple candy. Oh, and canned bottled water?
Herr’s Angles warecome.
You forgot Fresh Herpes and Relax and Reflesh Lemon flavoured drink.
Sorry… oh, and mocha blend coffee too.
Very Suspicious Market – a division of Ye Olde Creep Shop!
Its definitely your everyday market
So suspicious that it went on The Graham Norton Show :p
No Masks,No Disguise, No Service
……stop staring at me!!
*pssst!* will that be paper… or plastic *wink-wink*
No… This is NOT Dr. Evil’s Super Secret Hideout! Go away.
I hope they don’t notice us!
Somehow, this reminds me of Paper Mario.
Lie detectors are not allowed inside
From the creators of the Suspectful White Utility Van
@ that_guy
you forgot all the different coffe-in-a-can’s
in al seriousness, this is where the best villians go to shop.
“Of COURSE we don’t sell drugs!…. Why do you ask? *shifty*”
don’t ever let your guard down in this place – EVER
The ultimate test for shoplifters.
You might not know which product contains melamine
That sun sure looks happy. Maybe a little, too happy…
there’s a triad meeting place in the dairy isle.
Some of these Engrish stuff is so hilarious it makes me think that someone is faking some of them… NO WAY! It’s all real dammit. Nobody can account for the various translational mishaps that happens in Asia
Hmm, I wonder if that’s where pedophiles go to hone their skills.
I don’t trust that smiling sun.
is this where the thung and/or criminals hang out–because i too am a thug and/or criminal
This supermarket is up to no good…
You can buy all sorts of weopons of mass destruction here!