Unbelievable prices!

Unbelievable prices!

posted on 5 Jun 2006 in Chinglish

Keep an eye on this place…

 

Photo courtesy of Ray Chang.

Found in Taiwan. 

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Lauren
16 years ago

Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding.

Joe
Joe
16 years ago

The sun on the board… It’s almost like it’s STARING at me!

Rose
Rose
16 years ago

Suspicious herbs? What where…?

Sterlin
16 years ago

Open every day except Friday the 13th

bjgrem
bjgrem
16 years ago

say it with me.. .bo-de-gas.

Alice
Alice
16 years ago

Don’t ask what’s in the meat pies.

nick
nick
16 years ago

Ask for a five finger discount

Peter
16 years ago

Definitely a drug store.

Airi Zombie
Airi Zombie
16 years ago

We probably don’t sell drugs or black market organs…

Trinity
Trinity
16 years ago

“Timmy, could you go get me some groceries?”

Melanie
Melanie
16 years ago

Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I’m hunting tomatoes…

Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
16 years ago

Haven’t anyone say to them what ‘suspicious’ mean???

Kevin Is Azn
Kevin Is Azn
16 years ago

Ask for “special deliveries.”

MEE
MEE
16 years ago

shopper: “How much is one tomato?”

store keeper: “It very cheap. Half just a kidney!”

I R Speak Engrish
I R Speak Engrish
16 years ago

omg, the chinese Scooter Mafia is in there!

alvaro-1
alvaro-1
16 years ago

all price stickers end with ‘x4’……

alvaro-1
alvaro-1
16 years ago

x4 in cinglish ofcouse

SergeantJack
SergeantJack
16 years ago

You have to keep an eye on those store detectives.

Tdog
Tdog
16 years ago

The sun is watching for cops

Slipperywhenfrosty
Slipperywhenfrosty
16 years ago

damn,..I actually wanted to get to the particularly peculiar store, I think i lost my way

Walter
Walter
16 years ago

Hmmm… it could be a front for something?

Anonymous
Anonymous
16 years ago

It knows where you sleep.

that_guy
that_guy
16 years ago

Where you can buy Fire Extinuguisher Hand Grenades, Various taste pizza with questionable origin soda, water salad and painapple candy. Oh, and canned bottled water?

sister_nyx
sister_nyx
16 years ago

Herr’s Angles warecome.

hasteroth
hasteroth
16 years ago

You forgot Fresh Herpes and Relax and Reflesh Lemon flavoured drink.

that_guy
that_guy
16 years ago

Sorry… oh, and mocha blend coffee too.

Very Suspicious Market – a division of Ye Olde Creep Shop!

FLO
FLO
16 years ago

Its definitely your everyday market

Rasmus_dk
Rasmus_dk
16 years ago

So suspicious that it went on The Graham Norton Show :p

bert
bert
15 years ago

No Masks,No Disguise, No Service

Me!!
15 years ago

……stop staring at me!!

coffeebot
coffeebot
15 years ago

*pssst!* will that be paper… or plastic *wink-wink*

Jerry Meandering
Jerry Meandering
15 years ago

No… This is NOT Dr. Evil’s Super Secret Hideout! Go away.

Belbe
Belbe
15 years ago

I hope they don’t notice us!

Joseph
Joseph
15 years ago

Somehow, this reminds me of Paper Mario.

BarneyYeeha
BarneyYeeha
15 years ago

Lie detectors are not allowed inside

Miles24
Miles24
15 years ago

From the creators of the Suspectful White Utility Van

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
15 years ago

@ that_guy
you forgot all the different coffe-in-a-can’s

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
15 years ago

in al seriousness, this is where the best villians go to shop.

StillWaiting
StillWaiting
15 years ago

“Of COURSE we don’t sell drugs!…. Why do you ask? *shifty*”

the 9 lives of trouble
the 9 lives of trouble
15 years ago

don’t ever let your guard down in this place – EVER

Justice
Justice
15 years ago

The ultimate test for shoplifters.

Seamus
Seamus
15 years ago

You might not know which product contains melamine

TJ
TJ
15 years ago

That sun sure looks happy. Maybe a little, too happy…

rosie
rosie
15 years ago

there’s a triad meeting place in the dairy isle.

DeanAckles
DeanAckles
15 years ago

Some of these Engrish stuff is so hilarious it makes me think that someone is faking some of them… NO WAY! It’s all real dammit. Nobody can account for the various translational mishaps that happens in Asia

Lindsey
Lindsey
15 years ago

Hmm, I wonder if that’s where pedophiles go to hone their skills.

NeoGunKu
NeoGunKu
15 years ago

I don’t trust that smiling sun.

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

is this where the thung and/or criminals hang out–because i too am a thug and/or criminal

A Person
A Person
15 years ago

This supermarket is up to no good…

Emma
Emma
15 years ago

You can buy all sorts of weopons of mass destruction here!

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